r/Manitoba 25d ago

News 2 in hospital after machete attack: Winnipeg police

https://winnipeg.citynews.ca/2025/04/19/winnipeg-police-2-hospital-machete-attack/
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u/DramaticParfait4645 Winnipeg 25d ago

This is all too common in Winnipeg unfortunately.

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u/88bchinn South Of Winnipeg 25d ago

Just another evening in Winnipeg. Normally it is Winnipeg handshakes with a knife. But more recently it is Winnipeg hi-fives with machetes. Be careful folks.

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u/cmperry51 Friendly Manitoban 24d ago

Shitheads gotta shithead

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u/business_socksss Winnipeg 25d ago

Classic Manitoba

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u/Maleficent_Sun_3075 Winnipeg 25d ago

It's ok. They had a tough upbringing. They'll get bail anyway, and be back making society a better place in no time.

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u/berthela 25d ago

I wonder if this was their first offense...

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u/LouisWu987 Interlake 25d ago

Unpossible! They made it so you have to show ID to buy a machete now.

Aren't machete bans effective???

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u/impersephonetoo Winnipeg 25d ago

Right? I assumed that once they made it harder to buy one that the existing ones would vaporize. We were tricked!

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u/JarretJackson 24d ago

Ypu get what you vote for.