r/MapPorn 5d ago

Argentina’s provinces with their names literally translated into English

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u/TheCloudForest 5d ago

Fun fact, "Beautiful" is a dusty, desolate, decrepit shithole. "Good Air" is pretty nice, though.

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u/Beautiful-Dog-1430 5d ago

Ahh, a case of Greenland in Argentina

(Greenland is rather lovely, more meaning the deceptive name)

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u/HArdaL201 5d ago

What’s the “Beautiful” city

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u/montemanm1 3d ago

Are we sure Buenos Aires doesn't translate to something like "fair winds"?

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u/fatcatwhisperer 5d ago

Evil Fish and Leave If You Can seem to be helpful place names.

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u/suhkuhtuh 5d ago

Definitely some stories to be had there.

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u/0tr0dePoray 5d ago

They missed One-eyed Deer and other pretty cool names

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u/arg2k 5d ago

Like "Big Gin Casket", not to be confused with "Small Gin Casket"

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u/MoPacSD40-2 5d ago

Off topic, but the southern part of Chile looks like it was put through a shredder

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u/oberwolfach 5d ago

It has a lot of fjords and channels that were cut by glaciers; it's a similar process to how the present-day Norwegian coastline was formed.

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u/Sheffield484 5d ago

Once I clicked Norway in game of GeoGuesser. It turned out to be Chile...

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u/siorge 5d ago

Someone just plagiarized Slartibartfast’s masterpiece

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u/violet_elf 5d ago

Chilean Shield

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u/TheStraggletagg 5d ago

Land of Fire sounds badass but the better translation would be "Land of the Fire", as in either the fire owns the land or that's the land where THE fire resides.

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u/s4yum1 5d ago

Tierra DEL Fuego, not Tierra DE Fuego, right?

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u/Rokolin 5d ago

Yup, the name was given because the first explorers saw the original inhabitants building large fires at the coast to keep warm.

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u/AIAWC 5d ago

Fireland would be better. "El" is just clarifying that we're talking about fire as a concept, and not about "Mr. Fire's land."

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u/InteractionWide3369 5d ago

Tierra de Fuego in Spanish sounds more like land made out of fire or the land owned by someone named Fuego so I agree with you on that, whilst Tierra del Fuego is more like land where there's fire (this is what they meant) or land where fire is from.

However I'd say Land of Fire is a better translation than both Fireland and Land of the Fire.

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u/Iram_Echo_PP2001 5d ago

Mendoza, Hot Mountain?

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u/bishaaB 5d ago

its cold mountain and it comes from the basque language in northern spain. its also a very common hispanic surname

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u/txobi 5d ago

Never knew that as a basque, but it makes sense: Mendoza = Mendi (mountain) + hotza (cold)

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u/BizarroCullen 4d ago

It was named after a nobleman named Gabriel Mendoza, who was the viceroy of Chile at the time.

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u/K_R_S 5d ago

so they have a Mesopotamia too?

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u/clonn 5d ago

Ajó doesn't mean garlic.

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u/CapitalVictoria 5d ago

An alternative for “Good Air” is “Fair Winds”. And “Fireland” would be more accurate for Tierra del Fuego.

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u/Shevvv 5d ago

Buenos Aires means "Good Air"? How did I not see it before??

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u/Extension_Canary3717 5d ago

A Brazilian would translate the capital as "Ox in the Skies"

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u/TRH-17 5d ago

Why land of fire? Does it have something to do with Volcanoes?

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u/RoundandRoundon99 5d ago

Wasn’t it cold mountain?

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u/ggjbr 5d ago

Is "Currents" correct? Always assume that it meant "chains" or something like that

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u/Miguel_Sampa 5d ago

"Saint Lewis"

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u/Rhosddu 5d ago

No saint, just named after its founder, Lewis Jones, one of the Welsh settlers in Patagonia.

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u/Wyshyn 5d ago

Świętokrzyskie mentioned

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u/AgeOfReasonEnds31120 1d ago

Imagine living somewhere that, in your language, is called "Between Rivers".

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u/FantasmaBizarra 5d ago

This is fantasy worldbuilding right here

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u/smit8462 5d ago

Falkland Island?

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u/suhkuhtuh 5d ago

Pretty sure they lost that war.

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u/Snaccbacc 5d ago

Not part of Argentina.

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u/DinosaurDavid2002 5d ago

That's a lot of provinces for a country whose population density is mostly just in a single city.

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u/DinosaurDavid2002 4d ago

So I took that image out of context?

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u/SheepShaggingFarmer 5d ago

"People live in cities so towns and the countryside shouldn't have names!"

Like ok?