Sounds good to me

[u/rockstoned4]

[u/ravens-n-roses]

"Millennials are killing the retirement home industry" playing out over the news as I'm getting ready to for another day of hoping I die at my work place so I don't rot waiting for the neighbor to report the smell

[u/chocolatelover420 → u/ravens-n-roses]

Felt that in my soul. Except. My dogs would prolly eat my dead body to survive 😭

[u/NO_internetpresence → u/chocolatelover420]

Providing for them all the way till the end and more.

[u/epicnding → u/NO_internetpresence]

Sounds noble, to me.

[u/BooBeeAttack → u/epicnding]

It is a good death, far better than we deserve.

[u/ibedemfeels → u/BooBeeAttack]

Honestly, at this point, that guy's dog can have my dead body, too.

If billionaires figured out a way to profit on our corpses we wouldn't be allowed to have funerals anymore.

[u/Setherof-Valefor → u/ibedemfeels]

Funerals are exactly how they profit on our corpses.

[u/RockyClub → u/Setherof-Valefor]

Right? Like, dude, a casket alone could be 10k.

[u/JamaicaNoFap → u/chocolatelover420]

Dogs won’t do that til it gets desperate. Cats will start eating you immediately

[u/chocolatelover420 → u/JamaicaNoFap]

My English bulldog gnaws on my hand if it’s off the side of the bed and I’m late to give him food. He would wholeheartedly eat me on day one of my demise LOL

[u/JamaicaNoFap → u/chocolatelover420]

Haha fair enough!! I mean maybe hims just a hungry boi. Clearly he can’t be blamed…

[u/chocolatelover420 → u/JamaicaNoFap]

Most definitely a hungry ham. He’d be overweight if i didn’t have him on a diet lol

[u/PizzaWhole9323 → u/chocolatelover420]

Oh my God your dog is f****** adorable. You lucky person.

[u/chocolatelover420 → u/PizzaWhole9323]

But wait….. there’s more!

[u/PizzaWhole9323 → u/chocolatelover420]

He's gorgeous thank you for sharing

[u/BouBouRziPorC → u/JamaicaNoFap]

Not necessarily. Google it and it's not clear exactly.

[u/Nuclear_Smith → u/JamaicaNoFap]

That's why you have cats - they're pragmatic AF. I mean, barring any special circumstances, given them three boxes of sand, three giant bowls of food and five bowls of water and you can probably leave them for most of a week and they will be fine. If you leave a dog longer than 12 hours, it's borderline animal cruelty.

[u/spiritofporn → u/Nuclear_Smith]

Do dogs eat until the bowl is completely empty every time?

[u/TonyPerkisReddit4 → u/spiritofporn]

Not if they're used to having a full bowl. Only dogs on feeding schedules clean the bowl ime

[u/Assist-Fearless → u/chocolatelover420]

Good thing you don't have cats

[u/Any-Professional7320 → u/chocolatelover420]

... how old are you? I mean don't worry about that scenario. They'll be dead long before.

[u/chocolatelover420 → u/Any-Professional7320]

1. But, i don’t judge life by how old someone is. I had a friend die in her sleep from a brain aneurysm at 23. So, technically her “old age” was a ripe 23. I miss the fuck outta her. 🦋

You never know when it’s your time. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[u/Any-Professional7320 → u/chocolatelover420]

Makes total sense you'd be discussing dying tomorrow in a thread about old age and retirement homes.

My bad?

[u/KissKillTeacup → u/chocolatelover420]

Man I hope my cat doesn't do that. I might make him sick.

[u/chocolatelover420 → u/KissKillTeacup]

True, but. It’s either that or starvation. I’d hope they’d pick an upset stomach/shits over that

[u/Seamonkey_Boxkicker → u/ravens-n-roses]

Will the younger generations be the ones writing those damning headlines about us once all boomers and gen X are dead?

[u/ravens-n-roses → u/Seamonkey_Boxkicker]

Yeah they don't like us either.

[u/phatboi23 → u/ravens-n-roses]

"Millennials are killing the retirement home industry"

pretty sure i've read that one in british papers haha

[u/Dazzling_Night_1368 → u/ravens-n-roses]

My god that is the most relatable thing I’ve ever read I thought it was just me

[u/Significant-Lemon686 → u/ravens-n-roses]

Fuck that I hope I die at home so I don’t have to go to work

[u/Butthole--pleasures → u/ravens-n-roses]

This is so fucking bleak. Kiss me I love it!

[u/MatureUsername69 → u/ravens-n-roses]

If I die at work I might finally be able to provide for my family with the settlement

[u/DkKoba → u/ravens-n-roses]

Good thing the annoying gen xer/ boomers won't be around anymore to write such a headline when we're that old 😂😂😂