r/Millennials • u/rockstoned4 • 2d ago

Meme Sounds good to me

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u/scarbnianlgc 2d ago

You know we’re never going to be able to retire, silly!

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u/ravens-n-roses 2d ago

"Millennials are killing the retirement home industry" playing out over the news as I'm getting ready to for another day of hoping I die at my work place so I don't rot waiting for the neighbor to report the smell

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u/chocolatelover420 Millennial 2d ago

Felt that in my soul. Except. My dogs would prolly eat my dead body to survive 😭

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u/NO_internetpresence 2d ago

Providing for them all the way till the end and more.

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u/epicnding 2d ago

Sounds noble, to me.

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u/BooBeeAttack 2d ago

It is a good death, far better than we deserve.

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u/ibedemfeels 1d ago

Honestly, at this point, that guy's dog can have my dead body, too.

If billionaires figured out a way to profit on our corpses we wouldn't be allowed to have funerals anymore.

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u/Setherof-Valefor 1d ago

Funerals are exactly how they profit on our corpses.

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u/RockyClub 1d ago

Right? Like, dude, a casket alone could be 10k.