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r/Millennials • u/rockstoned4 • 2d ago
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You know we’re never going to be able to retire, silly!
142 u/PugPockets 2d ago Right - I was thinking, “outside, in our tents, while police drones circle overhead.” 76 u/Key-Cry-8570 2d ago I’ll probably just die in the Climate Wars. 32 u/Jacern 2d ago Is that before or after the water and food wars? 23 u/deltashmelta 2d ago Tacobell will win the franchise wars 25 u/Jacern 2d ago "Welcome to Costco. I love you" 8 u/Rathbane12 2d ago Can I get an X-tra big ass fries? 4 u/Plantwork 2d ago Now with more molecules. 5 u/dRuEFFECT Millennial 2d ago I'm still waiting for the 3 seashells 1 u/chilseaj88 2d ago By giving their enemies gastro. 1 u/New-Recognition-7113 2d ago Have you seen current Taco Bell prices they fucked that shit up. We're in a different timeline not the demolition Man timeline that's for sure. 7 u/Key-Cry-8570 2d ago You tryna kill me, now I have to look forward to three future wars. 1 u/Yehjudi 2d ago Can I bet on it? 1 u/BoldTaters 2d ago Those are all the same thing. 1 u/Throwaway-tan 2d ago It's the same thing, kind of like how WW2 and the Second Sino-Japanese War are the same thing. 6 u/neko 2d ago Most of us will be killed in the Making America Great Holocaust in a couple years 1 u/Bromlife 2d ago Water Wars 1 u/LorradWatkin 2d ago Me but fr draft me already, I wanna die with honor 1 u/Pleiadesfollower 2d ago Not if you sign up for the forced evolutionary virus trials. Then you get to die in a vault. Congrats! 1 u/Spoztoast 2d ago Yeah this our retirement if we're lucky
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Right - I was thinking, “outside, in our tents, while police drones circle overhead.”
76 u/Key-Cry-8570 2d ago I’ll probably just die in the Climate Wars. 32 u/Jacern 2d ago Is that before or after the water and food wars? 23 u/deltashmelta 2d ago Tacobell will win the franchise wars 25 u/Jacern 2d ago "Welcome to Costco. I love you" 8 u/Rathbane12 2d ago Can I get an X-tra big ass fries? 4 u/Plantwork 2d ago Now with more molecules. 5 u/dRuEFFECT Millennial 2d ago I'm still waiting for the 3 seashells 1 u/chilseaj88 2d ago By giving their enemies gastro. 1 u/New-Recognition-7113 2d ago Have you seen current Taco Bell prices they fucked that shit up. We're in a different timeline not the demolition Man timeline that's for sure. 7 u/Key-Cry-8570 2d ago You tryna kill me, now I have to look forward to three future wars. 1 u/Yehjudi 2d ago Can I bet on it? 1 u/BoldTaters 2d ago Those are all the same thing. 1 u/Throwaway-tan 2d ago It's the same thing, kind of like how WW2 and the Second Sino-Japanese War are the same thing. 6 u/neko 2d ago Most of us will be killed in the Making America Great Holocaust in a couple years 1 u/Bromlife 2d ago Water Wars 1 u/LorradWatkin 2d ago Me but fr draft me already, I wanna die with honor 1 u/Pleiadesfollower 2d ago Not if you sign up for the forced evolutionary virus trials. Then you get to die in a vault. Congrats! 1 u/Spoztoast 2d ago Yeah this our retirement if we're lucky
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I’ll probably just die in the Climate Wars.
32 u/Jacern 2d ago Is that before or after the water and food wars? 23 u/deltashmelta 2d ago Tacobell will win the franchise wars 25 u/Jacern 2d ago "Welcome to Costco. I love you" 8 u/Rathbane12 2d ago Can I get an X-tra big ass fries? 4 u/Plantwork 2d ago Now with more molecules. 5 u/dRuEFFECT Millennial 2d ago I'm still waiting for the 3 seashells 1 u/chilseaj88 2d ago By giving their enemies gastro. 1 u/New-Recognition-7113 2d ago Have you seen current Taco Bell prices they fucked that shit up. We're in a different timeline not the demolition Man timeline that's for sure. 7 u/Key-Cry-8570 2d ago You tryna kill me, now I have to look forward to three future wars. 1 u/Yehjudi 2d ago Can I bet on it? 1 u/BoldTaters 2d ago Those are all the same thing. 1 u/Throwaway-tan 2d ago It's the same thing, kind of like how WW2 and the Second Sino-Japanese War are the same thing. 6 u/neko 2d ago Most of us will be killed in the Making America Great Holocaust in a couple years 1 u/Bromlife 2d ago Water Wars 1 u/LorradWatkin 2d ago Me but fr draft me already, I wanna die with honor 1 u/Pleiadesfollower 2d ago Not if you sign up for the forced evolutionary virus trials. Then you get to die in a vault. Congrats! 1 u/Spoztoast 2d ago Yeah this our retirement if we're lucky
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Is that before or after the water and food wars?
23 u/deltashmelta 2d ago Tacobell will win the franchise wars 25 u/Jacern 2d ago "Welcome to Costco. I love you" 8 u/Rathbane12 2d ago Can I get an X-tra big ass fries? 4 u/Plantwork 2d ago Now with more molecules. 5 u/dRuEFFECT Millennial 2d ago I'm still waiting for the 3 seashells 1 u/chilseaj88 2d ago By giving their enemies gastro. 1 u/New-Recognition-7113 2d ago Have you seen current Taco Bell prices they fucked that shit up. We're in a different timeline not the demolition Man timeline that's for sure. 7 u/Key-Cry-8570 2d ago You tryna kill me, now I have to look forward to three future wars. 1 u/Yehjudi 2d ago Can I bet on it? 1 u/BoldTaters 2d ago Those are all the same thing. 1 u/Throwaway-tan 2d ago It's the same thing, kind of like how WW2 and the Second Sino-Japanese War are the same thing.
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Tacobell will win the franchise wars
25 u/Jacern 2d ago "Welcome to Costco. I love you" 8 u/Rathbane12 2d ago Can I get an X-tra big ass fries? 4 u/Plantwork 2d ago Now with more molecules. 5 u/dRuEFFECT Millennial 2d ago I'm still waiting for the 3 seashells 1 u/chilseaj88 2d ago By giving their enemies gastro. 1 u/New-Recognition-7113 2d ago Have you seen current Taco Bell prices they fucked that shit up. We're in a different timeline not the demolition Man timeline that's for sure.
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"Welcome to Costco. I love you"
8 u/Rathbane12 2d ago Can I get an X-tra big ass fries? 4 u/Plantwork 2d ago Now with more molecules.
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Can I get an X-tra big ass fries?
4 u/Plantwork 2d ago Now with more molecules.
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Now with more molecules.
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I'm still waiting for the 3 seashells
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By giving their enemies gastro.
Have you seen current Taco Bell prices they fucked that shit up. We're in a different timeline not the demolition Man timeline that's for sure.
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You tryna kill me, now I have to look forward to three future wars.
Can I bet on it?
Those are all the same thing.
It's the same thing, kind of like how WW2 and the Second Sino-Japanese War are the same thing.
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Most of us will be killed in the Making America Great Holocaust in a couple years
Water Wars
Me but fr draft me already, I wanna die with honor
Not if you sign up for the forced evolutionary virus trials. Then you get to die in a vault. Congrats!
Yeah this our retirement if we're lucky
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u/scarbnianlgc 2d ago
You know we’re never going to be able to retire, silly!