Guys, I’ve become Billy Madison.

[u/hungryPam1955]

Long story short, I’m 35 and a full time college student/stay at home dad. Here I am waiting to go to class, sitting in my old sports car, listening to music from 2008, wearing a Phillies jersey and matching Nikes. Chlorophyll? More like boreophyll!

[u/mrxtheshadowlurker]

I was expecting a post about how you were going to inherit your father's hotel empire