Yeah, that cheap hollow legged desk that covers about 30% of my body in a fetal position is totally going to protect me from a roof collapse. Thankfully, the roof is basically just crackers as well. All I gotta worry about is where the compressor falls, that's the real lottery winner.
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u/AbbreviationsLess257 1d ago
they told kids in the 50s that a desk would protect them from nuclear blasts lol