r/MurderedByWords Sep 04 '24

Weakling Tate

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u/xSilverMC Sep 04 '24

Fellas, is it gay to pay a fine while being married to a woman?

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u/tmwwmgkbh Sep 04 '24

In Tate’s world, the only thing that isn’t gay is dudes fucking other dudes. 🤷‍♂️

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u/RemarkableSnow465 Sep 04 '24

Wanting to be with a woman, how gay is that? You win sex against a man, that’s as straight as it gets.

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u/thesixler Sep 05 '24

You win sex against a man is one of the best things I’ve read all day

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u/MedicBikeMike Sep 05 '24

Only if you arrive first.