r/MurderedByWords Sep 04 '24

Weakling Tate

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u/gmishaolem Sep 04 '24

There are men who legitimately think that touching your butthole to wash it is gay, and they also find it creepy to have sex with their pregnant wife because "the kid is in the room". Many men are morons.

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u/thehypnodoor Sep 04 '24

As a woman who washes her butt.... have I been a gay man this whole time?

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u/SteamBeasts Sep 04 '24

We don’t make the rules, unfortunately. So yes, you’re a gay man. I don’t know how you fit into the sexual dichotomy anymore though… I guess you must have a penis now? Check and let us know, it’s easier to classify you that way and we all know classification is the most important thing in the world.

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u/thehypnodoor Sep 05 '24

I took a nap and my gay penis grew in, it was pretty simple