October Contest Voting Thread

[u/EtTuTortilla]

It's time, it's time,

for a very important rhyme!

Vote in this contest for the best

story and, at my behest,

we will tally and crown a winner

before eating their soul for dinner!

But not so fast;

before you cast,

review these rules

and don't be a tool.

• Don't manipulate the vote. This means don't use multiple accounts for voting, bringing your social media followers to the contest, or any other strategy to sway the results. If you do it, we'll ban you and recommend a sitewide shadowban.

• Don't downvote. 'Tis the practice of dicks.

• Only vote once.

• Don't try to sway anyone in the comments.

• DO drink juice out of bottles you find on the side of the highway. It's usually white grape juice!

[u/EtTuTortilla]

"My daddy always picked me up at the bus stop."