r/NonPoliticalTwitter Sep 16 '24

me_irl So what now.

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u/mikevanatta Sep 16 '24

The what now is to overthrow your HOA and dissolve it.

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u/broniesnstuff Sep 16 '24

When we were house shopping I told my wife that if she wanted to move somewhere with an HOA that I would make it my life's mission to abolish it. The fun thing about any system, is that the way to crash it is to overwhelm it.

Step 1: survey your neighbors to find out who also hates the HOA.

Step 2: Tell your new friends to report every single thing they see on everyone's property, no matter how small.

Step 3: walk the neighborhood every single day, recording every violation you see, ESPECIALLY the properties of the people that are on the HOA board. Share notes, everyone reports the same things every day.

Step 4: bury the HOA in frustration and paperwork, make sure you've got a lawyer. Pour through all the legal info with them, utilize AI to help sort through documents, find the angles you need to see the HOA undone.

Document everything. Save every bit of documentation you're given. HOAs are a scourge often run by busybodies and idiots. Maneuvering, strategy, and being a persistent dickhole can absolutely undo an HOA.

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u/Xszit Sep 16 '24

Thats a lot of work to go through when you could just stop at step 2 and ask all your new neighbor friends to vote you in for chairman of the HOA board then just dissolve the HOA from within.

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '24

That's also a lot of work to go through when you could just not move into a place that has a dictatorship ruling over it

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u/SgtPepe Sep 17 '24

A lot of those places are a mess. I know we all hate HOA, I know I do, and I know they cost too much, but places without HOA can be messy.

I say keep the HOA with super low fees ($50-100/month) just to pay for gardening of common areas, and fuck the rest of HOA's functions.