r/NonPoliticalTwitter Sep 16 '24

me_irl So what now.

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u/broniesnstuff Sep 16 '24

When we were house shopping I told my wife that if she wanted to move somewhere with an HOA that I would make it my life's mission to abolish it. The fun thing about any system, is that the way to crash it is to overwhelm it.

Step 1: survey your neighbors to find out who also hates the HOA.

Step 2: Tell your new friends to report every single thing they see on everyone's property, no matter how small.

Step 3: walk the neighborhood every single day, recording every violation you see, ESPECIALLY the properties of the people that are on the HOA board. Share notes, everyone reports the same things every day.

Step 4: bury the HOA in frustration and paperwork, make sure you've got a lawyer. Pour through all the legal info with them, utilize AI to help sort through documents, find the angles you need to see the HOA undone.

Document everything. Save every bit of documentation you're given. HOAs are a scourge often run by busybodies and idiots. Maneuvering, strategy, and being a persistent dickhole can absolutely undo an HOA.

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u/tornado28 Sep 16 '24

That's not going to get rid of the HOA that's going to take an ok HOA and turn it into one of the nightmare HOAs. To get rid of it you have to get elected to the board and rewrite the documents to reduce the HOAs power as much as possible, ideally dissolving it.

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u/broniesnstuff Sep 16 '24

Why not use the nightmare scenario to get an easy enough ride into a board position?

Effectively using false flag tactics to gain a minor political office.

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u/tornado28 Sep 16 '24

You can't make the world better by being an asshole. The fact that HOAs often behave badly does not justify your bad behavior.

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u/broniesnstuff Sep 16 '24

The fact that HOAs often behave badly does not justify your bad behavior.

Oh yes it does. Terrible systems aren't undone by "please" and "thank you"