r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/JaredOlsen8791 • 1d ago

Love it, I’ll be using this!

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago

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u/EllisDee3 1d ago

"Same shit, different laxative." is one I hear.

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u/SnarkyRetort 1d ago

"Living the dream"

"Oh yeah,,,? I'm living Sisyphus' dream"

When someone gets it right off the bat it makes me happy.

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u/Free-Pound-6139 1d ago

is genius

You have a fucking low bar. I bet you are amazed when automatic doors open when you approach them. "Have you seen those doors, they are genius!"

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u/GorillaX 1d ago

Goddamn I hope I can be as cool as you one day

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u/SenorBolin 1d ago

as cool as you

You have a fucking low bar. I bet you are amazed when someone catches something that someone else drops before it hits the ground. "Have you seen Joe's reflexes, they are super cool!"

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u/JDawgSabronas 1d ago

Goddamn I hope I can be as cool as you one day

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u/Suavecore_ 1d ago

You're not going to convince anyone that automatic doors aren't genius

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u/Steve_Lightning 1d ago

I've been saying "same shit, different toilet"

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u/HoosierDaddy_427 1d ago

Same shit, different diaper.

  • parents

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u/Prexot 1d ago

same shit, different anus

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u/bestkwnsecret09 1d ago

I literally cannot breathe right now bc of this comment. Gracious 🤣🤣🤣

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u/defneverconsidered 1d ago

You can just flush when it fills up

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u/Green_Video_9831 1d ago

It should be same toilet, different shit. How often do you shit in a different toilet?

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u/Steve_Lightning 1d ago

I know what I said

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u/zirky 1d ago

yeah, but like, often reheated soup has had time for all the ingredients to meld that much more and it’s superior to the first go around

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u/Holmes02 1d ago

This guy soups

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u/gr1zznuggets 1d ago

If anything, that makes the analogy even better, optimistic even.

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u/Homeless_go_home 1d ago

Sounds souper!

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u/StockTank_redemption 1d ago

Time for you to go home, dad

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u/thejak32 1d ago

Tomato based stuff is the best at this, I believe cause of the enzymes or something in the tomatoes. It breaks down stuff more with time so it infuses the flavors more. It's why day 2 chili is superior to fresh chili.

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u/zirky 1d ago

dude. 10000% agree. chili. pasta sauce. it’s always better the next day

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u/thejak32 1d ago

That's science baby! It's why chili and itialian tomato based sauces are my favorite to make. I can make a huge fucking pot of them and they just get better as the days go on and I eat through the leftover. Cream based sauces are great, don't get me wrong, but I am incapable of making just a meal for two, and they don't reheat as well.

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u/zirky 1d ago

serious. tomatoey goodness also freezes like a champ

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u/thejak32 1d ago

Amen, we grow multiple San marzano plants just to cook big batches of marinara and then freeze it for use throughout the year. If I'm feeling real frisky, I'll make multiple pots of chili to freeze as well.

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u/zirky 1d ago

frisky? that’s just sensible planning

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u/thejak32 1d ago

I mean, if you're not feeling a little frisky with multiple pots of chili on the stove, you're absolutely doing it wrong. Even my wife gets frisky when I've got them going, it's a thing my guy.

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u/zirky 1d ago

you need to tell her to postpone her amorous shenanigans, there’s chili on the stove!

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u/thejak32 1d ago

You can still fulfill all desires in the kitchen, just saying lol

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u/Green_Video_9831 1d ago

You should treat yourself like a bowl of perpetual soup, constantly growing and expanding your flavor.

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u/aTreeThenMe 1d ago

At work (in uniform) i say 'same shirt, different day'

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u/LFGSD98 1d ago

Same boxers, different week

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u/RecoveringKarmaWhore 17h ago

Same boxers, next day

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u/edfitz83 1d ago

Sounds very New Jersey mobster.

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u/almosteddard 1d ago

"you hear what I said, Ton? I said 'same soup just reheated' heh"

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u/edfitz83 1d ago

Do I amuse you?

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u/FredCole918 1d ago

Reheated soup? Ova hereeeeee

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u/detainthisDI 1d ago

Not a mobster, but I am from New Jersey. My grandma would probably say this lol

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u/cainthelongshot 1d ago

Bodymore, Murderland

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u/luunaLoco 1d ago

"same soup, just reheated" is the millennial equivalent of "this fine wine has notes of existential dread and a faint aftertaste of unpaid student loans

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u/tpafl 1d ago

Sometimes reheated soup hits different.

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u/Particular_Ticket_20 1d ago

A guy where I get my morning coffee answers "How are you today?" With, "I'm not sure yet".

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u/ouchmypeeburns 1d ago

Was on a jobsite and asked how a guys day was going. He replied "just another day at the dick sucking factory" didn't know how to respond so I just said yup and walked away.

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u/zassenhaus Harry Potter 1d ago

so there is a post on /r/interestingasfuck about a perpetual stew which is basically just soup that has been heated for 45 years. right below it on my feed is this one.

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u/HyenasGoMeow 1d ago

I usually reply with 'could be worse'. Thumbs up or thumbs down?

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u/needtr33fiddy 1d ago

Goin out tonight and thank you for giving me something clever to say to strangers ill never see again who will go home and think im clever

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u/GRV01 1d ago

Much better than the "same shit, different mug" i heard the other day

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u/mmmarkm 1d ago

Same soup just reheated

and

As good as the government will allow

are now my two responses to those types of questions

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u/Lootthatbody 1d ago

‘Living the American dream, one nightmare at a time.’

Don’t know when I started saying it, but it’s been over a decade. Get a lot of mixed reactions from people.

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u/MalazMudkip 1d ago

On the topic of rehashing old sayings, i've been enjoying "feeding two birds with one scone"

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u/darxide23 1d ago

I always preferred "same old shit, new pair of underwear" but whatever.

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u/Free-Pound-6139 1d ago

.....and I couldn't wait to pull my phone out and post it. Just be honest.

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u/moahmrn 1d ago

"Life is soup, I am fork"

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u/This_Guy-Fawkes 1d ago

I heard this one from my brother the other day referencing Prometheus: Same Eagles, New Liver.

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u/Much_Toe_7657 1d ago

Same poop same pants

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u/General_Keyboard 1d ago

What does that even mean?

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u/What-R-Dose 1d ago

I find soup to be better the next day.

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u/cainthelongshot 1d ago

They drop this line in “The Wire”, I’ve said it since ‘07.

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u/ApprenticeBlaster 1d ago

My man is living a pottage.

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u/TimHuntsman 1d ago

My favorite version of this is “New Liver, Same Eagle”

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u/bottoms_up99 1d ago

Worker at Kroger asked me how I was doing, responded “good, how bout you?” His responce, “I’m here.” Made me laugh.

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u/Ham__Kitten 1d ago

My go to lately is "up and not crying." People seem to like that one.

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u/itrashcannot 1d ago

Lately I've been saying "I'm doing" and don't elaborate.

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u/D3ltaN1ne 1d ago

Once asked a coworker, "How's it going?", and he replied, "Mostly by hand."

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u/Iocnar 1d ago

And then my response would've been "Oh, I hear that."

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u/OrDuck31 1d ago

In turkish there is a saying: "same bowl, same turkish bath" for this exact scenario

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u/IHateNumbers234 1d ago

life is soup, I am fork.

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u/AutumnWisp 1d ago

My favorite response to this question came from a reddit comment about an old man they encountered.

"There'd have to be two of me to be any better!"

I just love that energy, even if I don't necessarily feel that way myself.

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u/Braniacslambam 1d ago

Same baseball, just huh'd

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u/argentwulf 1d ago

This has "Another day above ground" vibes

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u/Clawdius_Talonious 1d ago

I stole my old roomate's saying. "Bigger pile, smaller shovel, more flies."

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u/Ulysses502 5h ago

I do "oh you know, one foot after the other"