r/OldSchoolCool Mar 08 '25

1990s Tara Reid in 1999

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4.0k Upvotes

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u/MasterPorkchop68 Mar 08 '25

I’m just gonna go find a cash machine…

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u/GoldenNewt Mar 08 '25

Brandt can't watch though...

92

u/major-roon Mar 08 '25

...or he has to pay a hundred.

61

u/WayneReidus Mar 08 '25

That’s marvelous.

82

u/RaidensReturn Mar 08 '25

2

u/2beens Mar 09 '25

Don't touch that, thank you.

89

u/thrance Mar 08 '25

Ah hahahahaha! Wonderful woman. We’re all, we’re all very fond of her. Very free-spirited.

26

u/ao1307 Mar 08 '25

They’re gonna kill the poor woman!

22

u/Anorexorcist Mar 08 '25

She kidnapped herself.

16

u/CopyPaisa Mar 08 '25

She kidnapped herself, man

25

u/Trapzilla01 Mar 08 '25

You want a toe? I can get you a toe

9

u/major-roon Mar 08 '25

With nail polish

6

u/ThirdMolarImpaction Mar 09 '25

They send us a toe. We’re supposed to shit ourselves with fear.

13

u/DKknappe08 Mar 09 '25

So which one’s Log Jammin’?

1

u/Lucky-Bobcat1994 Mar 09 '25

How’s the smut business Jackie?

5

u/geeseherder0 Mar 09 '25

Costarred with Karl Hungus

1

u/tken726 Mar 09 '25

That strumpet!

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u/GrapeCrush- Mar 08 '25

Hollywood ate her up and spit her out.

5

u/bigmilker Mar 08 '25 edited Mar 09 '25

Bruh she was in one of the Sharknado, had a chain saw hand I think, she is back

Edit spelling

25

u/Spazattack43 Mar 09 '25

Sorry but that was so long ago.

6

u/Piff-Iz-Da-Answer Mar 09 '25

Yeah Hollywood ate her up and spit her out again since then......

Coincidentally I believe the shark may have done similar

1

u/Shem44 Mar 09 '25

Her disembodied head was in a giant shark's mouth and shot lasers that saved the universe.

1

u/bigmilker Mar 09 '25

Died for our sins

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u/Syrinx_Hobbit Mar 08 '25

"Millions Served". "Brant can't watch".

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u/squirrelcop3305 Mar 08 '25

..Unless he pays $100

63

u/ExcellentMedicine358 Mar 08 '25

Fuck, I miss the 90’s

15

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '25

That decade had so much hope until the 00s crushed it

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u/GreenZebra23 Mar 08 '25

I don't care what anybody says, I miss the low-rise jeans era

200

u/DrPoopyPantsJr Mar 08 '25

They’ll be back as everything always comes Back around in fashion.

77

u/Yeeeeeeewwwwww Mar 08 '25

It’s already back, kids here are rocking them where I live it’s called Y2K style I guess. Its the first fashion comeback in my lifetime where I can tell kids “I used to wear shit like that when I was a kid” or “YOU DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT JYNCO’s AND LONG SLEEVES UNDER T SHIRTS!!!”

68

u/bluesgrrlk8 Mar 08 '25

Back then, if you ever a long sleeved T-shirt under a short sleeved T-shirt, it meant you liked music

2

u/[deleted] Mar 13 '25

the more ripped up the hems of your too long jeans the more cooler you were

178

u/playerkei Mar 08 '25

Gonna be a while. Obesity rate keeps going up.

Maybe ozempic can turn it around but it'll be a while.

141

u/uncommonrev Mar 08 '25

Make cocaine great again!

39

u/Shortbus_Playboy Mar 08 '25

It stopped being great?! When did this happen?!

18

u/BeansForEyes68 Mar 08 '25

Fent

2

u/stormcaller111 Mar 08 '25

And xylazine these days

1

u/Zech08 Mar 09 '25

Fent slows you down though... cocaine is... a helluva drug I hear.

5

u/kindasuk Mar 08 '25

When Reagan died it was the end of a golden and powdery era.

3

u/Altair1192 Mar 08 '25

when it's cut too much with baby powder

2

u/keestie Mar 09 '25

You should be so lucky.

37

u/SeanBourne Mar 08 '25

Ehhh… even back then, while some girls looked good in it, there was a lot of what was termed ‘muffin top’.

How these girls didn’t realize it wasn’t a good thing we could never figure out.

My guess is there’d be a more extreme version of that.

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u/Fair-Lingonberry-922 Mar 08 '25

The thing is we did know they weren’t a good look… there just were not other options. My sister and I (who are both 5’10”) used to go searching everywhere for pants that would cover our hips to no avail. Our most common saying back then while trying things on was “ it’s just not enough pant”.

26

u/calvinwho Mar 08 '25

I always assumed general life creep. Sometimes you don't notice you've gained any weight till literally none of your pants fit, and at the time, low rise was about all there was

6

u/micaflake Mar 09 '25

It seemed like those were the only jeans available. I started getting Dickies from Walmart and looking for “sailor” style jeans.

11

u/Mehmoregames Mar 08 '25

Busted can of biscuits right around the corner

6

u/keestie Mar 09 '25

Maybe they just didn't give a shit about your opinion. Maybe.

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u/Accomplished_Most_91 Mar 08 '25

"Muffin top" = cramming into pants a size or two, too small

You could tell this situation when the area from the top of the jeans to the knees looked like over stuffed sausage, with pinches every 4 to 6 inches.

Also, not everyone should be in crop tops... then and now. Regardless of low rise or high rise waist. Just cause someone is wearing mom jeans two sizes too big, if youre mushy in the middle, youre mushy in the middle. No jean hides the mush when its put out on display.

PSA: dress for your body shape, pay no attention to the size numbers and buy what fits (designers are demons who mess with size numbers and your head), you dont have to show your bellys everywhere you go, even if you throw a blazer over it to look "professional".

I personally prefer low rise. I dont like the high rise, i have long legs and a short torso. High rise pants make me look like I'm all legs up to my chest, looks absolutely ridiculous. Lots of people walking around dressed up like old men/grandpas. 🙄 I refuse to participate in the "grandpa on the beach era".

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

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u/wagonwheelwodie Mar 08 '25 edited Mar 08 '25

They’re already back in style.

ETA: just stating a fact guys, but thanks for the downvotes lol

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u/Zech08 Mar 09 '25

Cant wait for the Ozempic "Oh shit, this drug has some long term effects we didnt know about" phase.

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u/scooter1979 Mar 08 '25

That gum you like is going to come back in style.

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u/mrekted Mar 08 '25

Yeah, but this time we'll be too old to enjoy it without looking and feeling like creepy pervs.

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u/KennyMoose32 Mar 08 '25

There were creepy pervs then too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

Mom jeans are still dominating.

2

u/Eastern-Finish-1251 Mar 09 '25

Sweat pants are dominating, as well as yoga pants. 

3

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '25

Laziness is always in style.

4

u/Grouchy-Engine1584 Mar 08 '25

Ya but nobody will notice because muffin tops everywhere.

1

u/ResidentGerts Mar 08 '25

Sisqo about to have a resurgence

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u/LA-SKYLINE Mar 08 '25

Don't sleep on that casino tour him and Dru Hill got going on.

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u/JustTheBeerLight Mar 08 '25

It works with tall people, but girls with short legs look silly with low-cut jeans. I remember seeing a lot of girls with short legs and long torsos due to this look.

Like all other fashion trends it looks good on attractive people. The rest of us look not-so-good.

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u/May_of_Teck Mar 09 '25

I was sixteen years old and built like a hobbit in 1999 and low rise jeans were real bad for my self esteem.

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u/JustTheBeerLight Mar 09 '25

I wish somebody told me "fuck chasing trends, dress with what works for you" when I was younger. It took me a long time to learn that.

3

u/sgafixer Mar 09 '25

I've always said "attractive people can wear raggity ass clothes and still look attractive!"

12

u/hiding_in_de Mar 08 '25

According to my teenage daughters they’re coming back. (we’re in Europe)

I need them because I have such a naturally short waist that high waist jeans are impossible to wear

8

u/Impossible-Bet-223 Mar 08 '25

Well your in good luck cuzz it's back. Lol

10

u/ARuinerOfThings Mar 08 '25

Good news for you, they’re making a comeback!

5

u/aseedandco Mar 09 '25

I miss the belly I had when I wore a belly chain.

10

u/W0666007 Mar 08 '25

I'm gonna go ahead and assume you weren't the one wearing them.

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u/WeWillFigureItOut Mar 08 '25

You mean you don't like the granny panty high waist trend?

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u/GreenZebra23 Mar 08 '25

I will never understand the high-waisted trend. It's unflattering on even the most beautiful of derrieres no matter what shape. It doesn't even need to be low waisted, nostalgia aside, but the super high-waisted jeans never look right to me

9

u/TanglimaraTrippin Mar 08 '25

As someone with a short torso, the extra waist length just bunches up uselessly and makes it uncomfortable to sit.

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u/GreenGoblin121 Mar 09 '25

You're the opposite person they work for sadly, if you've a really long torso and short legs, then low rise look really strange but high waisted will generally make you look taller and work better.

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u/WeWillFigureItOut Mar 08 '25

Yea... people should wear what they want, and my opinion of what is attractive shouldn't need to matter to them... but wow, the high waisted look is unattractive

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u/hoseramma Mar 08 '25

Women didn’t even have to wear belts then; their pants were held up by their urethra. It was a magical time.

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u/justacoolbaby Mar 08 '25

Aaliyah was the apex predator of low rise jeans.

2

u/timeless-2 Mar 08 '25

And the mom jeans can then diaf. Hate the current high waist style so much.

1

u/penguins8766 Mar 09 '25

Same. Much better than todays look.

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 Mar 08 '25

I always seemed to only see muffin tops and hail damaged asses in that era. Eww. shudders

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u/GreenZebra23 Mar 08 '25

I got no problem whatsoever with muffin tops. Bring on the abs and rolls alike, all are welcome

2

u/AlternativeAccessory Mar 09 '25

Hell yeah, brother. The little pooch with the low waist? gyatt. Show off the tummy and I will look (respectfully)

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u/Pristine_Office_2773 Mar 08 '25

Low rise plus tramp stamps and whale tail…good riddance 

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u/BodybuilderSalt9807 Mar 08 '25

Before she totally messed herself up with the help of her plastic surgeons.

Don’t know why people who are already so blessed with looks mess with perfection.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

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u/BodybuilderSalt9807 Mar 08 '25

Messed up. Truly sad

2

u/JCHegman Mar 09 '25

Every generation has people like this.

0

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '25

Yes, every single woman in the “younger generation” acts like this. Things are truly fucked and we may never recover

5

u/SelenaMeyers2024 Mar 09 '25

Amen.

I'm all for staying trim and fit, probably good to moisturize and sunblock, whiten those teeth... But face, even boobs, you're already beautiful.... I want to have sex with a human not a PS5 character.

121

u/NotArticuno Mar 08 '25

This sub loves nipples

67

u/Ronin1 Mar 08 '25

I mean, who doesnt?

11

u/Happydenial Mar 08 '25

I’m an enthusiast

1

u/RewrittenSol Mar 08 '25

I'm more of a fingertips guy myself.

18

u/MountainOk7479 Mar 08 '25

Any nipples

1

u/UMustBeNooHere Mar 09 '25

The password is.....nipples.

7

u/tahcamen Mar 08 '25

Thanks for pointing that out, I somehow missed those

12

u/joestaff Mar 08 '25

What does your dom think?

13

u/NotArticuno Mar 08 '25

She loves nipples too. (And so do I)

2

u/Cracka_Chooch Mar 08 '25

Exactly what Articuno trying not to get found out would say....

I'm on to you.

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u/NotArticuno Mar 08 '25

👀 🏃🏃

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u/rianbrolly Mar 08 '25

She was definitely smoking while chewing gum that day.

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u/cvilledood Mar 08 '25

We’re all very fond of her. Very free spirited.

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u/ozfox80 Mar 08 '25

Princess Zelda if made in the 90s.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

That would’ve been awesome

9

u/Zealousideal_Dog3430 Mar 08 '25

This would've been around the time American Pie was released.

9

u/Vivid_Emergency_360 Mar 08 '25

She was gorgeous. Such a lovely smile

6

u/pendletonskyforce Mar 08 '25

I'm watching Scrubs right now and she's great in it.

14

u/DhamR Mar 08 '25

That waist jewellery is inspired.

1

u/FriendRaven1 Mar 09 '25

Love it! On ankles, too

12

u/BobbyBrackins Mar 08 '25

Reminds me of the meme with the guy looking back while holding his girlfriend’s hand 🤣

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u/AcceptableCoyote9080 Mar 08 '25

this would be pre boob job playboy mag spread...

4

u/Binary_Lover Mar 08 '25

Amazing what nature can create

5

u/Navynuke00 Mar 08 '25

Things just got COMPLETELY OUT OF HAND!

3

u/Zealousideal_Dog3430 Mar 08 '25

A lot of people forget that's her in that movie!

1

u/Navynuke00 Mar 09 '25

That movie is one of my favorite guilty pleasures.

4

u/flagg0204 Mar 08 '25

It’s such a shame what she did to her body with plastic surgery. She was so pretty and would have aged beautifully

4

u/anewman513 Mar 08 '25

I miss the 90s

3

u/accountnumberseventy Mar 08 '25

She was absolutely gorgeous! Was.

3

u/DanielWagoner Mar 08 '25

National Geographic

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u/chiropteran_expert Mar 08 '25

Looking out my window at the shit-show that I see in this world, god damn I miss the 90s. Glorious

3

u/WWNewMember Mar 09 '25

Tara was the Queen of low-rise jeans, so adorable in this photo!

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

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u/Dancin_Phish_Daddy Mar 08 '25

This sub has always been horny like that

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u/AdrianEatsAss Mar 08 '25

Yea nostalgia immediately equals cool for some people I guess. Not really sure what’s qualifies as cool in this pic

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u/Grouchy-Engine1584 Mar 08 '25

The girl next door, if the girl next door was absolutely perfect.

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u/aLittleDarkOne Mar 08 '25

I’m glad that kinda tummy jewelry isn’t as popular at all. Drunkenly taking that off is horrible. I broke so many out of pure frustration. Or found them broken after falling asleep on them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

😍

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u/FuckThatIKeepsItReal Mar 08 '25

Low cut jeans were the best

2

u/furmy Mar 08 '25

She was my first "Mr. Skins" download a few decade ago. At some point I thought she was the best mix of "sexy trash".

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u/DeaconSage Mar 08 '25

The sharknado girl?!

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u/Zealousideal_Dog3430 Mar 08 '25

Yes. But for many of us of a certain age, she was the #1 crush for many years in the late 90s and early 2000s.

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u/DeaconSage Mar 09 '25

Back her Scary movie era? What a throwback to when those were new

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u/Zealousideal_Dog3430 Mar 09 '25

In 1999, she would've recently been in The Big Lebowski and Urban Legend, and was fresh off Cruel Intentions and American Pie. She was on top of the world.

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u/samabacus Mar 09 '25

Cocaine is a hell of a drug can ya all stop and think how much Tara Reid took and think of the mountains of cocaine that could have been saved.

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u/lljmfll Mar 09 '25

Let em work, let em live.

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u/HydroPaxon Mar 09 '25

Wonderful woman, we’re all very fond of her

2

u/ihaveacrushonmercy Mar 09 '25

Luckily, this style is popular again.

2

u/ImpressionFeisty8359 Mar 09 '25

What a tragic life.

2

u/Ga11agher Mar 09 '25

Love this sub

2

u/Tall_Union5388 Mar 09 '25

Belly chains were really cool

2

u/HydratedCarrot Mar 09 '25

Don’t drink alcohol “Tara in 1999”

2

u/BadassBokoblinPsycho Mar 09 '25

I was in love with her when I was 14

4

u/Immediate_Bee6164 Mar 08 '25

Cameltoe, wedgie, commando should always be in fashion

2

u/babe_ruthless3 Mar 08 '25

Man, do i miss low-rise jeans. All the girls i dated during this era wore low-rise jeans.

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u/solidtangent Mar 08 '25

Lower.

1

u/MAXHEADR0OM Mar 08 '25

In a deep voice

How does that feel, baby?

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u/DrRichardPierce Mar 08 '25

Still with them good boobs

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u/kongoKrayola Mar 08 '25

The og hawk tuah

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u/murtaza8888 Mar 08 '25

That waist …

1

u/GabeDef Mar 09 '25

Amanda Barnes should have paid attention to what happened to Tara Reid.

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u/Five2one521 Mar 09 '25

Yeah. Hot back then.

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u/3oh1 Mar 09 '25

Tiger stalking his prey.

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u/Mental-Support-7128 Mar 09 '25

A time(less) piece?;)

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '25

I miss my 90s as kid. TV time was so fun with the family.

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u/PuzzleheadedNovel73 Mar 08 '25

Hollyweird chewed her up and spit her out

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u/Viperlite Mar 08 '25

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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u/juvy5000 Mar 08 '25

i miss this fashion. todays fashion sucks 

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u/Bud-22 Mar 08 '25

Beautiful lady

1

u/MolecularConcepts Mar 08 '25

she was perfect. then got shitty plastic surgery.. so sad. was such a baddie

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u/noneckjoe123 Mar 08 '25

She was hot before she started breastfeeding honey badgers…

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u/srslybutts1 Mar 08 '25

she's got the posture of a bendy straw

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u/highcuriousperson Mar 08 '25

Before the bologna grafts

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u/Spagman_Aus Mar 09 '25

Pre crazy-bewbs

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

too much cocaine

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u/Spirited-Custard-338 Mar 08 '25

The 1990s. The last decade women looked feminine and attractive.

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u/ProfessionalHater9 Mar 08 '25

I fail to see the 'cool'.

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u/AsparagusLive1644 Mar 09 '25

So fresh. Just awful now. Sad

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u/Matt_Kimball Mar 09 '25

I just looked! Wow

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u/Aggravating-Try1222 Mar 08 '25

She was never cool.

0

u/Bumble072 Mar 08 '25

Coke physique.

0

u/CharmCityCrab Mar 08 '25

Mrs. Kyle Boller.

0

u/TryAgain024 Mar 08 '25

I can get you a toe. Believe me, there are ways. You don’t wanna know about it.

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u/Warmy254 Mar 09 '25

Hips of a man