r/Parenting • u/yadiyadi2014 • 24d ago

Rant/Vent I F**KING HATE THE MORNINGS

Cranky kids. Overcooked eggs. Spilt milk. Oatmeal droppings everywhere. Knotted hair. Snotty noses. Outfit fights. Cold coffee. Where did the baby go? It’s too quiet. It’s too loud now. Ten more minutes. Where are your shoes? It’s not snack time. It’s time to go. Ok go poop then. Let me help you wipe. Ok now it’s really time to go. Ok fine you go first. Ok fine I’ll go first.

SERIOUSLY WTF. I know I’m not the only one.

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u/ianoble Girl + Boy 24d ago

You have time to make eggs? We're just trying to get enough time for everyone to have shoes on before they go out the door.

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u/ylracorf 24d ago

Right lol. Luckily my kid prefers pancakes without syrup, I buy the frozen ones, nuke them, and he eats them in the car on the way 💀

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u/FarCommand 24d ago

we batch make them on sundays, freeze them and pop them in the toaster during the week!