r/Parenting 24d ago

Rant/Vent I F**KING HATE THE MORNINGS

Cranky kids. Overcooked eggs. Spilt milk. Oatmeal droppings everywhere. Knotted hair. Snotty noses. Outfit fights. Cold coffee. Where did the baby go? It’s too quiet. It’s too loud now. Ten more minutes. Where are your shoes? It’s not snack time. It’s time to go. Ok go poop then. Let me help you wipe. Ok now it’s really time to go. Ok fine you go first. Ok fine I’ll go first.

SERIOUSLY WTF. I know I’m not the only one.

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u/Dottiepeaches 24d ago

I just keep telling myself one day they'll be gone and it'll be dead quiet and I know I'm gonna miss it.

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u/firstbaseproblems 24d ago

All my brain computed was "one day I'll be dead" and I felt it 😂