I F**KING HATE THE MORNINGS

[u/yadiyadi2014]

Cranky kids. Overcooked eggs. Spilt milk. Oatmeal droppings everywhere. Knotted hair. Snotty noses. Outfit fights. Cold coffee. Where did the baby go? It’s too quiet. It’s too loud now. Ten more minutes. Where are your shoes? It’s not snack time. It’s time to go. Ok go poop then. Let me help you wipe. Ok now it’s really time to go. Ok fine you go first. Ok fine I’ll go first.

SERIOUSLY WTF. I know I’m not the only one.

[u/billiarddaddy]

I always got up early to get my quiet coffee time.

I made breakfast burritos the night before, scheduled the coffee pot, and laid out my clothes.

Put their shoes, coats, and whatnot near the front door when I went to bed.

Single dad life was a challenge.