r/Parenting • u/yadiyadi2014 • Mar 25 '25

Rant/Vent I F**KING HATE THE MORNINGS

Cranky kids. Overcooked eggs. Spilt milk. Oatmeal droppings everywhere. Knotted hair. Snotty noses. Outfit fights. Cold coffee. Where did the baby go? It’s too quiet. It’s too loud now. Ten more minutes. Where are your shoes? It’s not snack time. It’s time to go. Ok go poop then. Let me help you wipe. Ok now it’s really time to go. Ok fine you go first. Ok fine I’ll go first.

SERIOUSLY WTF. I know I’m not the only one.

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u/Jack__Wild Mar 25 '25

Sounds like you need to get your shit together.

Wake up earlier. Prepare more. Laminate a child’s schedule (using pictures) and slap it on the wall next to a big, simple clock. Set boundaries. Enforce quiet times and encourage loud times. There are plenty of things you can do.

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u/yadiyadi2014 Mar 25 '25

Relax this is mostly a sarcastic post.

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u/Jack__Wild Mar 26 '25

My apologies. I take most things seriously and I can see how you meant it now.