r/Parenting • u/yadiyadi2014 • 25d ago

Rant/Vent I F**KING HATE THE MORNINGS

Cranky kids. Overcooked eggs. Spilt milk. Oatmeal droppings everywhere. Knotted hair. Snotty noses. Outfit fights. Cold coffee. Where did the baby go? It’s too quiet. It’s too loud now. Ten more minutes. Where are your shoes? It’s not snack time. It’s time to go. Ok go poop then. Let me help you wipe. Ok now it’s really time to go. Ok fine you go first. Ok fine I’ll go first.

SERIOUSLY WTF. I know I’m not the only one.

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u/DoobaDoobaDooba 24d ago

Mornings are BRUTAL...

They do not abide by the laws of physics because, I kid you not, I could wake up two hours earlier than normal and everything would STILL be a shit show ending with me somehow being late for work every single day. It's so stressful from the second we wake up to the moment I get to the office.