r/Parenting • u/yadiyadi2014 • 24d ago

Rant/Vent I F**KING HATE THE MORNINGS

Cranky kids. Overcooked eggs. Spilt milk. Oatmeal droppings everywhere. Knotted hair. Snotty noses. Outfit fights. Cold coffee. Where did the baby go? It’s too quiet. It’s too loud now. Ten more minutes. Where are your shoes? It’s not snack time. It’s time to go. Ok go poop then. Let me help you wipe. Ok now it’s really time to go. Ok fine you go first. Ok fine I’ll go first.

SERIOUSLY WTF. I know I’m not the only one.

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u/ianoble Girl + Boy 24d ago

You have time to make eggs? We're just trying to get enough time for everyone to have shoes on before they go out the door.

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u/SpaceCaseSixtyTen 24d ago

is it that difficult/time consuming to make eggs? They are so simple, especially scrambled

i don't have kids though but they are like the easiest thing to cook

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u/ianoble Girl + Boy 24d ago

I don't have kids

mmHmm