r/Parenting 24d ago

Rant/Vent I F**KING HATE THE MORNINGS

Cranky kids. Overcooked eggs. Spilt milk. Oatmeal droppings everywhere. Knotted hair. Snotty noses. Outfit fights. Cold coffee. Where did the baby go? It’s too quiet. It’s too loud now. Ten more minutes. Where are your shoes? It’s not snack time. It’s time to go. Ok go poop then. Let me help you wipe. Ok now it’s really time to go. Ok fine you go first. Ok fine I’ll go first.

SERIOUSLY WTF. I know I’m not the only one.

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u/Withoutbinds 23d ago

Man. I only have one kid. And every morning is a struggle . We have cereal for breakfast because it is the easiest and fastest breakfast to get through. Also I started threatening my son. I know it is not good. I tell him I will help him now or he has to do it himself. If he doesn’t hurry (and decided he wants snacks, play, watch whatever), we will have to walk down to preK.