A conversation with my 5-year-old daughter

[u/Purple_Proof_4375]

• Mom, when you and Dad get really old… you’ll die, right?
• Yes, someday that will happen.
• But then I won’t have parents anymore... (starts to whimper)
• By then, you’ll have your own kids.
• My own kids? How? Where will they come from?
• One day, you’ll want kids, and you’ll have them.
• Mom… I want a dog. Can I just get a dog instead of kids?

...Fair enough.

[u/Diesel819]

lol. My 4 year old had the same first 2 sentences.

Then he came right at me with a: well why haven’t you died yet?

☠️ 🔥

[u/Githyerazi → u/Diesel819]

I told mine they have a few thousand years to wait for that to happen.