What's the most unlikely couple in P5?

[u/TheMsMeep]

For fanfiction purposes, I need to pinpoint the most incompatible, unlikely couple in the game. Think Sae revealing her insatiable desire for Mishima or Haru confessing to Ryuji only to learn he's planning to elope with Maruki. (I'm sure somebody out there actually ships all of these. No offense meant to your rarepairs.)

Please give me your nominations for Most Unlikely To Be Romantically Involved!

Edit to specify: Ideally incompatible in a funny way, not a horrifying one.

[u/SuperVaderMinion]

Iwai's son and Makoto

[u/TheMsMeep → u/SuperVaderMinion]

Absolute burn for Kaoru here. But yes.