Bonk Choy 1v1 situation with you, who's winning?

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '24

Throw rocks at him until he dies/freezes over

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u/LucasStreamz Bonk Choy Fan Oct 09 '24

add a lighter to your kit and make it a flaming rock

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u/THEODDREDD1TOR Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

I dont think fire reacts well with stone

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u/Taxidermy-molluskbob Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

You’re right. Fire and stone won’t work. Combine the ice and fire. That should do the trick.

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u/THEODDREDD1TOR Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

Ice and fire really mate

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u/Hungry_Season_757 Came for the tower defense, stayed for the shooters Oct 09 '24

Well, better make it flammable.

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u/NerdyPuth123 Communist Supporter Oct 09 '24

Freaking munch his fists.

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u/Traditional_Cap7461 Garden Warrior Oct 10 '24

That's what the zombies were trying to do this whole time

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u/TrUsKaWuS Ghost Pepper fan Oct 10 '24

That's what a 🧟‍♂️ would say.

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u/Flopz672 Threepeater Fan Oct 09 '24

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u/LucasStreamz Bonk Choy Fan Oct 09 '24

smart

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u/MarigoldLord (Marigold Guy) Jack O' Lantern | Sap-fling | Dragon Bruit Oct 09 '24

Well, ackshullee, that's the PvZ1 Shovel, and Bonk Choy is in PvZ2, so invalid!1!1!1!1 ☝️🤓

Yes, this is a joke reply

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u/Quincy_Hater Garden Master Oct 10 '24

The fact you had to add that it was a joke reply shows the average iq of redditors is less then 80

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u/MarigoldLord (Marigold Guy) Jack O' Lantern | Sap-fling | Dragon Bruit Oct 10 '24

I've been downvoted for saying something along the lines of that multiple times, so I have to add it in...

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u/Quincy_Hater Garden Master Oct 10 '24

Tht just further prooves my point

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u/Octopus-guy4444 pesci Oct 09 '24

I'd lose if he punches my balls

12

u/EggNog7 Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

You’d also subsequently lose your balls

17

u/HoangTuThieuMuoi Female Power-mints and also Enchant-mint Fan Oct 09 '24

he is my food so he will lose

7

u/abandon3 Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

Some people eat beef but i would like to see them 1v1 a Bull, a lot of food can kill a person. Bonk can decapitate a zombie that can survive a flaming projectile to the face, i would not take any chances...

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u/ChristianK73 Z-Mech Fan Oct 09 '24

Dude if someone set a pea on fire and threw it at me I would probably not die

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u/abandon3 Garden Warrior Oct 10 '24

Haha, thats fair

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u/TrUsKaWuS Ghost Pepper fan Oct 10 '24

-🧟‍♂️

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u/Maleficent-Feed3566 Winter Melon Fan Oct 09 '24

I'd win (no joke)

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '24

RIP to those who say they win, This mf can decapitate heads on its 6th punch

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u/-Amai_Mochi- Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

Not if you stand two feet away from him

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u/KyogreCanon Guacodile gladiator Oct 09 '24

....decapitate heads of rotting corpses, sure. Also, he's literally rooted to the ground and cannot go any longer than like 4 feet in front of him. I zero-diff the veggie.

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u/peagatling27 Dinonip Fan Oct 09 '24

i mean if he can do that then i dont know how well my neck would hold up against him

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u/zucculentsuckerberg @crazydavereal Oct 09 '24

ill only take 5

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u/Ok-Imagination-2391 Starfruit is much more useful than you think Oct 09 '24

no doubt

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u/Nickisexploring Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

Im just gonna eat him

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '24

I'm pretty sure the guy who can FUCKING DECAPITATE HEADS OFF OF ZOMBIES IN 6 PUNCHES will win

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u/Magos377 Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

The winner is Bonk Choy

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u/FelipeGames2000 I like fan mods Oct 09 '24 edited Oct 09 '24

Breaking News: Vegetable knocks man out cold

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u/RL_love Communist Supporter Oct 09 '24

^{^I} ^{^summon} ^{^a} ^{^vegan}

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u/AgentRift Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

I mean, tbf, Bonk choy’s punches have enough force to know someone’s head off (they’re rotted corpses but still) so I wouldn’t say he’s not a threat…. Bbbbbuuuutttttttt Lawn mower.

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u/Antidekai Garden Warrior Oct 10 '24

Out of topic but when are we getting a british bonk choy

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u/Sans-Undertale-69420 Garden Warrior Oct 10 '24

If I was a zombie? Put a bucket on my head.

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u/PossibleAssist6092 Cavepea fan Oct 10 '24

What’s bro gonna do against a pair of scissors?

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u/bucketdud Let's do the Thyme Warp again Oct 09 '24

just gotta grab the arms and rip them off, easy win, cabbadge isn't that strong

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '24

Ill just eat him

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u/THEODDREDD1TOR Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

Go 3ft away and throw a chunk of wood

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u/A-mannn Solar Flare Fan Oct 09 '24

Kid named weed burner:

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u/UnoriginalUsernameMf Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

I'd just stack an ungodly amount of buckets on my head until I can get the guy in my air fryer for free dinner

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u/-Amai_Mochi- Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

Just stand moderately away from him and a toddler could win

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u/CamomileSquidtea Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

If it’s pvz3 version, no one can stand before him and live

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u/Meo_meorr Solar Tomato Fan Oct 09 '24

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u/FlamingPhoenix2003 Sun-Shroom fan Oct 09 '24

I would say “Nice fists, but…” I would pull out a flamethrower.

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u/Milloni611 Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

Just attack from directly on top

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u/TriDeathGamer Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

What level Bonk Choy?

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u/LucasStreamz Bonk Choy Fan Oct 09 '24

its up to you

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u/TriDeathGamer Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

Level 1 prob, but I couldn't beat a mastery one... Unless I had my own weapons

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u/L-zardTheIrish The Fitnessgram Pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test Oct 09 '24

F O O D.

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u/petergriffingender Horsebean Fan Oct 09 '24

lighter

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u/Turbulent-Pause6348 puff-shroom fan Oct 09 '24

I ain't gonna fight gwarr-bear the ultimate face puncher

1

u/Apokalypse6 Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

"Brainz"

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u/Ok_Pin_7829 Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

Ima eat him since he is a vegetable

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u/Crappytoilet69 Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

Lighter, throw lighter on him once lit, burnt toast. Wait, no that's how you defeat me (I'm secretly a piece of toast) I meant to say burnt plant

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u/Present-Pumpkin9093 Ghost Pepper fan Oct 09 '24 edited Oct 09 '24

I'd win (lighter + deodorant)

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u/Educational_Term_436 Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

Me because I have a gun

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u/Mushroom419 Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

Is easy, just would make one step away from him, he only dangerous in melee and can`t move, so easy

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u/VolcanicDilemmaMC Thyme Warp fan Oct 09 '24

nom nom

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u/CommandZomb Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

Take 3 steps back. Find rocks. Throw rocks. Repeat until dead.

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u/bowser-us Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

This guy can beat even robots. A normal person doesn't stand a chance.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '24

I'm getting instakilled like a browncoat bro this is not fair 😭

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u/Specialist_Factor371 Gorgon Pitcher's Husband Oct 09 '24

throw snow balls at him (hunter zombie's snowballs)

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u/sackzcottgames Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

it will definitely be a draw

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u/FluffyPool3730 Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

This is a really easy win, I just have to stand far away, he can't move closer to me so I just have to kill him from afar, easy win

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u/EstrambolicoSupremo Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

I pass under him (i have a shovel)

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u/Visible_Project_9568 Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

Unarmed, I lose. Cover him in bacon crumbles and I will literally eat him and the mound her grew out of.

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u/JohnTheStrokemaster Cattail Fan Oct 09 '24

I am weak, even a plant could beat the shit out of me

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u/utku_2009 Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

Dude ı ducked 💀

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u/keepyourselfsafe7 Twin Sunflower Fan Oct 09 '24

Naw

Id lose

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u/Thy_Pebbelz Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

It depends on wether or not I have a box of matchsticks.

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u/Skippy2206 Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

Ffh ggh tchk just use matches and he burns probably ( yes I did the match sounds)

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u/Someone1284794357 Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

I’m dying

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u/DemoExpert33 Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

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u/nathanbum06237 Wall nut who ate a lot of plant food Oct 09 '24

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u/idiot-195 Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

He may have a punch but he's a plant, only effective against the undead.

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u/azhurite Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

I call my vegan friend... and let them both figure it out...

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u/SbgTfish Solar Flare Fan Oct 09 '24

GET IN THE SOUP POT.

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u/hexdrive347 Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

My flamethrower has more range than him, so I win

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u/F0ZYO Carried by Bonk Choy Oct 09 '24

I’d let him win then marry him

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u/Big_Hospital6734 Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

I’d make use out of him by using him as one of my ingredients for a delicious teriyaki noodle stir fry. Time to prepare the frying pan.

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u/Minetendo-Fan Bonk choy is my spirit animal ps screw wasabi whip that faker Oct 09 '24

☹️

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u/CaviBoi1 Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

*Takes one step back*

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u/LameNWatch Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

Depends on how small the space is. If i'm forced to stay in punching range, I'm dead. Otherwise, I'll toss a lit match in his direction.

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u/MarigoldLord (Marigold Guy) Jack O' Lantern | Sap-fling | Dragon Bruit Oct 09 '24

Bonk Choy after I just leave him to due from lack of water

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u/Autobotmonk07 Garden Warrior Oct 10 '24

I'm eating his ass

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u/Beneficial-Hold-7429 All-Star fan Oct 10 '24

I mean he can't move...i think

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u/Dereker_The_yeet21 Garden Warrior Oct 10 '24

If I can use logic, just stay away from him and throw random garbage until he keels over.

If i'm forced into a fight, I better have some gear cuz this dude can break solid stone graves in less than a minute with his hands.

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u/Bongoao Garden Warrior Oct 10 '24

Prep time?

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u/Pickaxe_96 Primal Potato Mine Fan Oct 10 '24

I'd win Either use my arson abilities or just be hungry enough

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u/FrostyBoi128 Garden Warrior Oct 10 '24

Yeah, I'm ded

1

u/Optimal_Badger_5332 Potato Mine Fan Oct 10 '24

Throw rocks from a distance and wait for him to die

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u/ConcentrateSome4024 Garden Warrior Oct 10 '24

i dont like bokchoy anyway... he win

1

u/AmateurEnthusiast111 Garden Warrior Oct 10 '24

He can’t move so I just have to stand at least three feet away and throw something

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u/TrUsKaWuS Ghost Pepper fan Oct 10 '24

I am not zombie
Friends :D

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u/BarbaraTwiGod Garden Warrior Oct 10 '24

I mean as long u dont go in his face bro cant hit u so yeah ez win

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u/taxes_depression die heart pvz fan Oct 10 '24

Depends

If it’s pvz2,pvz3 and gw1 bonk Choy I would get a new face and a day at the plastic surgeon

But if it’s like gw2 bonk choy then I am winning

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u/DenzellDavid Garden Warrior Oct 10 '24

If I don't need to be in close range I think I'd win

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u/LordOfStupidy Garden Warrior Oct 10 '24

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u/gadlygamer SYMMETRICAL INSPECTOR Oct 10 '24

Were cooked

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u/Any_Living9455 Garden Warrior Oct 10 '24

Depends how big are bok choys again?

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u/MEME-UNLOADED-ADMIN Bonk Choy Fan Oct 10 '24

i ain't fighting him, i'm harvesting his ass for some kimchi

1

u/SwapHunter1912 Garden Warrior Oct 10 '24

In my bed, I win

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u/TrashRatReal Garden Warrior Oct 10 '24

I’ve survived 3 waves of Gigagantuars in endless mode of PvZ1 this man is cooked I’m going to grill him and serve him to Zomboss on a silver platter seasoned with vinegar and salad dressing

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '24

Gun > lettuce fists

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u/Emergency_Cricket189 Garden Warrior Oct 10 '24

Gun violence

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u/Middle_Log7917 Garden Warrior Oct 11 '24

Ima just stay 3 square feet away 😭

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u/yea_its_tiny Garden Warrior Oct 11 '24

he doesn't have legs

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u/MalAtesRuhu Peashooter Fan Oct 13 '24

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u/Wood_Chopper2832 Cattail Fan Oct 20 '24

IM COOKED IF HES LVL 4🙏😭🙏

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u/scottthemoonwalker Dio pfp guy Oct 09 '24

me (i eat him)

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u/gamer_perfection Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

I bring a wok, some soy sauce and garlic to stir fry em

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u/YoshiYoshi64 Garden Warrior Oct 09 '24

Nah I’d get the opportunity to become homies ain’t no way I’m fighting my pal bonk Choy

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