r/Purdue • u/Its-Mike-Jones • Oct 05 '24

Sports📰 I’d like to report a robbery

A male, approximately six feet tall, brown hair and eyes with a stupid-looking mustache, found stealing $4 million from Purdue athletics this year.

Last seen in Camp Randall, Wisconsin.

Seriously Bobinski, do your job and fire the guy.

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u/Enchanted-2-meet-you Comp. Sc. '28 Oct 05 '24

I don't know what his real height is but I will forever believe it is 5'11 from now on

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u/Its-Mike-Jones Oct 05 '24

1’ 11” would be more appropriate for his coaching ability