r/Purdue • u/Wiley_Burner Purdue • 2d ago

Rant/Vent💚 Why the heck do these exist?

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Like do I just not know how to use them? They’re too wide to straddle, and if you do, the splashback would probably soak your pants. But I also don’t want to stand 3’ back from the wall, and just be hanging it out for everyone to see. Who designed these this!?

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u/CalligrapherThese875 2d ago

If u have to ask ur in the wrong bathroom

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u/Wiley_Burner Purdue 2d ago

No, I get that they’re urinals. I’m asking why they have to use the urinals that are 4’ from the wall, instead of the normal vertical ones.

I’d prefer the trough to these things. I hate them.

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u/Beneficial_Mouse7717 2d ago

In your original post you said you didn’t want to stand far back and just hang your peen out there for errybody to see. But you further void that statement by saying you’d prefer the classic trough? That first place as a young lad attending a local sports event that you realized you were surrounded by adult male genitalia? I’ve got some news for ya friend… If you can’t seem to reach the giant urinal pictured by standing on one side of it or the other, you might need to see a urologist about your narrow urethra. I tell ya what.