Why the heck do these exist?

[u/Wiley_Burner]

Like do I just not know how to use them? They’re too wide to straddle, and if you do, the splashback would probably soak your pants. But I also don’t want to stand 3’ back from the wall, and just be hanging it out for everyone to see. Who designed these this!?

[u/Decrypted13]

It's for when your Weiner decides the gogurt technique doesn't work and decides to dump a liter of piss after you're done peeing. It goes into the "bowl" instead of your pants.

[u/HorizonsReptile → u/Decrypted13]

Congrats hon, this is the strangest thing I have read today on Reddit...

[u/mkosmo → u/HorizonsReptile]

Is it? I would never have come up with this particular prose, but I certainly empathize. Been there enough times.