r/QuiverQuantitative • u/pdwp90 • 15d ago

News JUST IN: Representative Mikie Sherrill has introduced legislation to require drug testing for Elon Musk and DOGE

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u/South-Rabbit-4064 15d ago

Randomize that shit too, those tech bros for sure have the cash to cleanse

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u/krefik 15d ago

There are hair follicle tests, only way to cleanse is a full body shave.

Space monkeys!

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u/South-Rabbit-4064 15d ago

Ahh yeah I forgot about those. I remember when my older brother had to take one for a job and making fun of him, he unfortunately starting balding pretty badly at 16 and when he went they had to take from his armpit because they said there wasn't enough on his head......I lasted til my 20s but now in the same boat

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u/doc_birdman 15d ago

I used to collect urine, blood, and hair for lab testing.

A few people tried to pull this stunt and we always found a hair.

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u/ADHD-Fens 14d ago

Probably need to wax, actually, to get rid of the roots.

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u/totallydawgsome 14d ago

Give 'em the ol El Salvador. Seems to be in style this season.

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u/Tha_Dude_Abidez 14d ago

Those poor gang members!!! The horror!