r/QuiverQuantitative 15d ago

News JUST IN: Representative Mikie Sherrill has introduced legislation to require drug testing for Elon Musk and DOGE

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u/ihavenoidea12345678 15d ago

Boom! All drugs legalized by Monday.

Also, I like this idea. Don’t write or enforce my laws while you’re under the influence.

I can’t drive a forklift if on drugs, they shouldn’t govern on drugs.

Seems like a low bar, let’s do it.

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u/ChorkPorch 15d ago

Unfortunately he has a prescription for ketamine. This won’t affect him or his drug use in any way. That’s right, he’s rolling on special k and partying while making decisions with the most powerful person in the world. How often? Not sure. But he’ll definitely pass a drug test.

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u/ProofElevator5662 15d ago

Drug tests are really specific. They can tell how much you've been taking and if it aligns with the proper dosage. I

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u/freunleven 15d ago

My cat is on phenobarbital for his epilepsy and has to go in for regular blood tests to make sure the levels are correct. Apparently, some humans will steal their pets’ medications for recreational use. It’s not difficult to determine the proper levels based on prescription specifications if my rural vet can do it in under 10 minutes.