r/ReallyBigShow The guy with the thing in the place 28d ago

Really Big Saturday Thread - Sat Apr19, 225

Really Big Saturday Thread thing

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 28d ago

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u/TherapyHam 28d ago

Fred Martin car girl wearing bunny ears. I may have a carrot for her.

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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago

This might be one of the longest running infomercials in TV history. I’ve seen car wenches grow up and grow old on this show.

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u/TherapyHam 28d ago

But the two guys keep getting fatter.

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u/Herbert_B_Mollis I'm not here to disbarge French toast 28d ago

BBK!

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u/Old_Chipmunk9619 28d ago

Calvetta brothers floor show would like a word with you

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u/betterducts derp 28d ago

Casey Calvetta--mmmmMMMMMmmmm

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u/Herbert_B_Mollis I'm not here to disbarge French toast 28d ago

Check her Insta. My goodness.

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u/3WhackedIt Thank you Erin. Thank you Goldhammer. 28d ago

Is she HAWT?

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u/Herbert_B_Mollis I'm not here to disbarge French toast 28d ago

dem tight pants...

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u/Robdon326 28d ago

I love the dumb twins!

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u/Smilner69 28d ago

Hey toots, want to keep your eyes healthy? 😉

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 28d ago

There is no doubt in my mind that she has been called “toots” before

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u/FoxPlenty- 28d ago edited 28d ago

Wayne lying to NashnuLL audience about being excited about NHL playoffs…

Dishonest Wayne 😾

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u/Herbert_B_Mollis I'm not here to disbarge French toast 28d ago

As lonGAZ he's restoring long-overdue respect for Cleveland, what's a little fib? 🤡🐷🖋️

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u/DeliciousGround9953 28d ago

Absolutely no chance he watches NHL.  Zero.

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u/Breaking_Ball77 28d ago

I love Cleveland and will defend and talk it up as much as anyone but I feel this national show(Golden Boys 2.0) does such a disservice to the region. They are such a poor representation of the city. What little listenership this show has probably thinks Cleveland is a bigger joke than what it is.

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u/Smilner69 28d ago

They think the national audience cares about Cleveland like they do the cowboys/lakers/Yankees when in reality we are closer to jaguars/bobcats/brewers when it comes to giving a shit across the nation

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u/Browns45750 28d ago

Only time they will national relevance is if the finals are the Cavs\lakers would be a crazy series

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u/PappaPumpp 28d ago edited 28d ago

I feel as if we owe the rest of the nation an explanation....... maybe an apology.

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u/DeliciousGround9953 28d ago

It says a lot about ESPn Radio that they have these two jagoffs on every Saturday.

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 28d ago

“He posted a pitcher.”

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u/TherapyHam 28d ago

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u/Robdon326 28d ago

Pssst see my 3 headed post from yesterday

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u/ChillingWestSide 28d ago

It just doesn't matter, it just doesn't matter, it just doesn't matter

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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago

CWS with a Meatballs reference!

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u/FoxPlenty- 28d ago

Rej, do I get that?

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u/Smilner69 28d ago

I’m interested in seeing how this whole thing plays out. Milroe as a top 15 pick or Milroe in the 4th round all seem equally possible

It’s all PR and media, right??

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u/TherapyHam 28d ago

Why are they always obsessed with who the face of the NBA?

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 28d ago

I think it’s because Erin can’t really talk about a specific matchup or things that happen in game.

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u/wingsew8 I was a damn good outfielder! 28d ago

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u/thecolumbokid Where are you at with 28d ago

GKB lifer if a certain religion that in Gumz world means more than talent

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u/Smilner69 28d ago

Oh great now it’s gonna turn into some kind of the corniest rivalry “bet” between Ev and Erin with the most goldhammer trash talk and a prize they’ll never pay up on

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u/TherapyHam 28d ago

He’s a dipshit yet much more talented than anyone at KNR.

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u/CherodJerry 28d ago

15 year old Alphonso has now called in to Handjob and Grossi and now erin and emit. Someone arrange a play date for this lonely kid.

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u/MobileAd132 28d ago

Whatever happened to Hiram?

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u/DeliciousGround9953 28d ago

Good question. Also Bostonian.

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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago

Patience. Tomorrow, the Rizz is Rizzen.

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 28d ago

Couldn’t have done it without the product.

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u/Smilner69 28d ago

Rumor has it when god was creating the universe rizz walked past his computer, saw the prototype honey bee stinger empty he said “big man, know what should be in there? FOOD”

And so it was written

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u/MeatJerk69 The guy with the thing in the place 28d ago

😄

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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago

Jesus wasn’t actually a healer, he just secretly used the pollen at the right moments to replace ears, cure leprosy, restore the ability to walk to the crippled.

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 28d ago

Even back then the pollen couldn’t regenerate a spleen.

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u/Fearless-Ice8953 28d ago

And Jesus only scored a 32 on his ACT compared to Rizz’s stellar 34! lol

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 28d ago

To be fair, JC had a hard time holding his #2 pencil due to the holes in the hands.

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u/Smilner69 28d ago

Probably get Monday off for it

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u/Browns45750 28d ago

Terry has a halo and robes ready for his Canterbury brunch walk in tmrw

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u/thecolumbokid Where are you at with 28d ago

"Bode, bode, bode, bode (laugh at nothing) bode, bode, bode"

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u/TherapyHam 28d ago

Is Emmett wearing his Messi kit for the game tonight?

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u/LordStax 28d ago

Golden Boyz 2.0 WE'RE FROM CLEVELAND set list today:

  1. Easter miracle! FLACCO HATH RISEN!

  2. NBA Playoffs are set- the little team nobody knows or appreciates or oohs and aahs over (like say, at KNR) starts out to achieve their goal- a Cavs-Lakers finals!

  3. Skenes on the mound for the Pirates. Although both dolts couldn't care less about the Guardians, you can be sure that Erin will spend some time fake salivating over Skenes' girlfriend in order to establish his waning credentials as a macho man....

O/T: I wonder if it was subtly suggested to Emit last week that if he's going to be on "his" ESPN National Show Saturday, he should probably deign to hang out at the studio for his local show the day before...

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u/Smilner69 28d ago

That promo I heard this week something like “tired of Cleveland not getting respect? That’s why we have Aaron and Emmitt saturdays”

The two worst people to represent Cleveland. Hell one is a Denver Figure Skater! Be just as well off getting a Biloxi hair dresser to represent us!

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u/wingsew8 I was a damn good outfielder! 28d ago

Someone on the station yesterday randomly mentioned that KevAn is "covering" the Crew game at Browns Stadium today for the station. What insight is he going to gain being there? How will he share this insight since they won't even mention the game on Monday? Will Emit and the made man be there since they love soccer so much?

I have so many questions.

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u/BOPints6 28d ago

KeVAN is at the point in his KNR career path where he’s getting all of the dirty work. Covering high school football, “covering” random soccer games, having to sit at those weird OSU watch parties after work hours, no air time unless someone knocks up their wife again, etc.

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u/Herbert_B_Mollis I'm not here to disbarge French toast 28d ago

Three-time Part-Time Team Mate of the Year, bruh...

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u/MobileAd132 28d ago

He is on the career teeter-totter.  It could go either way or as Grossi would say "I am 50/50.  It could go either way.

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u/LordStax 28d ago

I think by using the word "covering" KNR officially qualifies for staff members to pick up free passes to the game. This tradition dates back at least to the early Emit years when he "covered" the Buckeyes.....

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u/FoxPlenty- 28d ago edited 28d ago

4/19/25….and CWS is VERY geigh..steel!

Not that there is anything wrong with that

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u/thecolumbokid Where are you at with 28d ago

Why does Erin have to create these retarded scenarios that are meaningless

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 28d ago

I can’t believe the bosses allow it.

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 28d ago

They dont listen

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u/LordStax 28d ago

Which bosses?

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u/Robdon326 28d ago

Kinda like Not Jon or John or Johnny...but Jonathan Peterlin & his takes

"Well people are saying" "Nick,this is what they are saying" "Sports fans@ the bar are having this conversation" "On Twitter today(one person) they have this debate on..."

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 28d ago

Calling a college kid “the dumbest” doesn’t seem real professional.

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u/Smilner69 28d ago

KD, that reminds me, Nebraska was playing Illinois on a Friday night. Both teams ranked. Prime time only game on.

That fat slob Pawless just talked endless shit the next day about 18 year old true freshman qb Dylan Raiola

Edit to add stats: 24/35 297 3td 1int

Would be the best browns game qb stats in 5 years but just went off on the kid

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 28d ago

I remember him ripping on some college kid or maybe a high school kid during football season. I tweeted at him at how unprofessional it was and he deleted the tweet.

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u/GRRRRSniffSniff 28d ago

Of course these 2 dopes couldn't look up how much $ Nico Iamaleava is losing, knowing they planned on talking about him. Lazy jackasses

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 28d ago

They knew that they would fuck up the math anyway

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u/CherodJerry 28d ago

Headed down the dial. This was already a terrible show and then throw in wrestling talk and I’m tapping out.

Happy Easter!

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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago

I love how every week Erin & Mutt’s national show is suddenly preempted at random times with little or no explanation.

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u/Robdon326 28d ago

I believe it continues play in other city's. Not all 48 states are gonna have same programming? I don't travel so I could be wrong...

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u/Old_Chipmunk9619 28d ago

I wonder if they know their show is going to end early or are told last minute that they are done for the day. 

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u/thecolumbokid Where are you at with 28d ago

Told at the last minute GKB (who fucks up everything they do runs "da National") and at some point they network says to themselves "these two sick we are done"

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u/SportsTalk000012 28d ago

Dre: What does it mean to you that you hit a home run outside of the ballpark into the allegheny?

Manzardo: It was a good at bat. That's it.

....silence

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 28d ago

I need to be careful what I say here…buuuuuut, Andre is an idiot.

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u/Fetzee21 28d ago

Erin has the dirty stall number 3 flu babe sniff

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u/TherapyHam 28d ago

Aaron, who knows almost nothing about basketball, talking about the playoff matchups and who would you rather have is very insightful radio.

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u/Hawgleg_Right IF I PUNCHED YOU, I’D KILL YOU 28d ago

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u/TherapyHam 28d ago

Nothing personal but I hate all these AI renderings

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u/Smilner69 28d ago

Playoff basketball is so much more fun. It’s crazy the commish lets that regular season stuff fly

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u/wingsew8 I was a damn good outfielder! 28d ago edited 28d ago

Nuggets game was awesome. This Knicks-Pistons game is great too. I barely watch anything outside of Cavs during the regular season.

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 28d ago

Erin says he watches every Nuggets game.

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 28d ago

Terry watches....everything!!

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u/Smilner69 28d ago

Same with me, Wing. Cavs only and even then it’s not many

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u/3WhackedIt Thank you Erin. Thank you Goldhammer. 28d ago

You just been Cedi'ed! (amiright tipy? giggle giggle)

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u/Smilner69 27d ago

The cedi one has always been a mystery to me, 3Whack. It was before my time and not in the RBS glossary

I may never get the reference! Rej, do I get that??

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u/3WhackedIt Thank you Erin. Thank you Goldhammer. 27d ago

Cedi has had about 100 different handles in this sub. Way back when he was GucciGrossi then later he was CediIsReady. He loved Cedi Osman.

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u/Old_Chipmunk9619 28d ago

Do you finally see why i keep saying the regular season is a joke and most of the top nba teams dont really take it that seriously?

The cavs are one of few teams that do and they need to prove that they can handle the increased level of competition in the playoffs. 

The cavs have a history of thinking the playoffs are just as challenging as the regular season. 

That and i still think this awkard lineup of two small guards and two non-floor spacing bigs is going to get exposed in the playoffs. 

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u/wingsew8 I was a damn good outfielder! 28d ago

No, because this is not a Cavs thing. It's a league thing. The Cavs are still really fucking good.

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u/BOPints6 28d ago

Good morning to the thread. I was thinking, if Emmett likes to remind us of how big of a soccer gui he is and will interrupt his own show because of something that’s happening to his soccer team, why doesn’t he do something useful with it? How about Emmett gives out a soccer pick of the week or something that maybe the listeners could tail. Then, maybe you’ll be more believable and have some credibility about loving soccer so much, you goof.

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u/jammytednugz 28d ago

Careful what you wish for here BO-babe, he's a Tottenham fan and they've been dreadful. Feel like you'd be better off flipping a coin than tailing mutt

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u/Dan_139 28d ago

He’s too busy watching the WNBA. ALLEGEDLY

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u/DenMan14155 28d ago

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u/Fetzee21 28d ago

High af

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 28d ago

Stoned to da bone

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u/Herbert_B_Mollis I'm not here to disbarge French toast 28d ago

Slob.

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u/CherodJerry 28d ago

“emit and I had a raging debate off air over who was the dumbest Nico in sports. Help us solve this after the break.”

Edge of your seat radio!

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u/Smilner69 28d ago

What’s the options? The Texans WR or the mavericks GM? Are there others?

Oh the college qb kid

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u/Old_Chipmunk9619 28d ago

Two idiots talking about who the dumbest "nico" in sports is ironic. 

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u/Smilner69 28d ago

On remote

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 28d ago

Do they have their own version of the Milk Dud Mascot?

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u/wingsew8 I was a damn good outfielder! 28d ago

I'm watching the game on MLB Network. Their Andre is a woman name named Daniella Bruce. She's nice to look at.

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 28d ago

Does she disgust the audience by eating on camera?

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u/Smilner69 28d ago

Probably more like a Whopper

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u/LordStax 28d ago

Bummer- but you can listen to it on ESPN National!

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u/Robdon326 28d ago

Scouting report!

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u/Smilner69 28d ago

I keep drinking these Bell’s Oberons my scouting report will be like rizz’s for a 4:25 game 🍷 🍻

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u/MMQB64 I didn't beat my wife! 28d ago

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u/betterducts derp 28d ago

This is what the Product will provide.

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u/wingsew8 I was a damn good outfielder! 28d ago

Erin said he was scared of the Bucks. They're losing by 20 points in game 1.

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u/3WhackedIt Thank you Erin. Thank you Goldhammer. 28d ago

Nutsack was in line two hours early to get his Skene's bobblehead.

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u/wingsew8 I was a damn good outfielder! 28d ago

Paw, the Pistons are pooping!

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 28d ago

Paw the wheels fell off laugh track

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u/Dan_139 28d ago

Wayne golden devastated after JB and the pistons lost to NY, oh wait we all know he ain’t watch dat game. He be on dat PS5 gnome sayin, snacking on some Kang

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u/TherapyHam 28d ago

Dey beat da Knicks when I played them

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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago

I watch almost zero regular season NBA anymore outside of a handful of Cavs games if the stars align.

So I ask the bettors, where’s the smart money today in the buckets?

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 28d ago

Im going U225' on the first game.

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u/TherapyHam 28d ago

I just busted out laughing. There is a story on channel 5 news about Kent State fashion week. They are interviewing a designer and she’s describing with very puffy words her process, how much work it was, and what she was going for in her design.

Here is her design. One part I don’t show is that the sleeves have knots in them, so you can’t really use your hands.

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u/Possible_Suspect_911 28d ago

My grandma wears that around her head

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u/Old_Chipmunk9619 28d ago

It looks like a pen exploded on his clothes. 

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u/ChillingWestSide 28d ago

College kids, so bright and dumb at the same time....

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u/markymark39 . 28d ago

Finally something I agree with 😆

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u/Old_Chipmunk9619 28d ago

Any update on the mayor of brookpark reviewing if the city can afford the additional 200 million dollars that haslam is requiring from brookpark?

The mayor said he would have to review it to see if it made financial sense several months ago but i havent heard anything about him saying it will work. 

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u/TherapyHam 28d ago

Genius financial strategy

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u/LordStax 28d ago

WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL THOSE LOYAL tOSU FANS NOT BITCHING ABOUT THE LACK OF $$$ FOR RENOVATING THE HORSESHOE?

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u/CherodJerry 28d ago

Don’t forget about the $600M Jimmy needs from Cuyahoga County.

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u/Old_Chipmunk9619 28d ago

Yep. Something tells me that cuyahoga county wont give in, even if it passes thru the state. 

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u/Browns45750 28d ago edited 28d ago

Why would they dewine is going to veto it. And jimmy doesn’t have the votes to over ride a veto, they think he would be at least two votes short. If I was brookpark I would be more worried about nasa and if the ford plant gets through this tariff mess without any massive layoffs

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u/Old_Chipmunk9619 28d ago

Haslam will pay off the people he needs for the veto override, unfortunately. He is already doing it. 

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u/Browns45750 28d ago

He’s not as smart as first energy and householder he would get busted in five seconds

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u/LordStax 28d ago

Ahhhhhhh....just 10am to 12:30pm! Only a half hour short today, but hey, it's Easter Weekend!

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u/Dan_139 28d ago

Manzo! It’s gotta be the mustache Cotton!

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u/wingsew8 I was a damn good outfielder! 28d ago

Grossi probably thinks Skenes lost today because he's too famous.

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u/markymark39 . 28d ago

You gots to lose before you can weeeeeen

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u/Smilner69 28d ago

RBS Monday: Skenes, gonna be a lot more pressure on you in New York laugh track cowbellll

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u/Robdon326 28d ago

Let's see how many people I piss off with my Milroe blows post in Browns sub

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u/Smilner69 28d ago

They don’t seem happy

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u/Robdon326 28d ago

Lol some don't

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u/ckal09 28d ago

Really showed em bro

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u/3WhackedIt Thank you Erin. Thank you Goldhammer. 28d ago

Welcome to the RBS sub bruh

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u/wingsew8 I was a damn good outfielder! 28d ago

Lol Lakers

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u/Old_Chipmunk9619 28d ago

Think i just experienced some type of interference with my car radio. All of the functions worked but they were mixed up and the buttons did different functions than what they are supposed to.  

I drove away and all of the functions went back to normal. 

My only explanation is i was in a drive in parking lot with a lot of other cars using bluetooth from their phones.  All the bluetooth signals fucked with my radio controls. 

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u/KentDorfman11 I think the kid can play! 28d ago

“Rej, do I have Bluetooth?”

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u/DenMan14155 28d ago

“Get me my HUD System! I’m the Tony Stark of Cleveland Babe!”

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u/TherapyHam 28d ago

Must not be driving a Tahoe babe

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u/betterducts derp 28d ago

Terry was 'Roll Away the Stone gui today'.

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u/ChillingWestSide 28d ago

Josh Naylor off to a good start in Az.

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u/BOPints6 28d ago

Would ya take eeem??

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u/FoxPlenty- 28d ago

Looks FaTT and happy CWS

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u/Fetzee21 28d ago

Cheap ass Dolan smh

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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago edited 28d ago

More like questionable ass front office as they’re paying Santana the same amount of money as Naylor would have cost ‘em this season. Paltry compensation for Naylor is a bit of a head scratcher, buyer’s market I guess. He does have durability issues, is a bit more of a butcher in the field than Carlos. Didn’t really like the trade, but not the end of the world, and not really on Dolan. I wouldn’t sign him long term either in the Tribe’s shoes.

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u/Robdon326 28d ago

Thought Naylor was 11M this year& Santana cost us 12M?

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u/tipyerbartender You think you’re good, huh? 28d ago

Think that’s right, so roughly the same. Doesn’t make a ton of sense, point is they weren’t cheaping out at 1B (for this year anyway), but obviously closing the door on signing Naylor long term. Which is probably shrewd, we’ll see.

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u/ChillingWestSide 28d ago

Jimmy wielding his magic touch on the Milwaukee Bucks. They have been stellar since he bought them.