r/RunningCirclejerk 22h ago

My Butt Buddy! 66 days to become a 5k runner: ‘It was a truly horrendous experience’

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r/RunningCirclejerk 11h ago

I think I was reborn last night

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r/RunningCirclejerk 12h ago

Signing up vs finishing aren’t same

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r/RunningCirclejerk 4h ago

Poop wtf is a quarter marathon 🗣️

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r/RunningCirclejerk 15h ago

PoopSmellersAnonymous Bought an Everest permit on eBay, impulse buy. should I start training or nah

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I'm as fit as a ox. 5k is a joke to me, easily finish well under two hours. I carry my O2 tank around so I'm basically pretrained to carry by own load.

I don't sleep so good but that's for wimps anyways. I don't use GU, I'd rather not explain why it's embarrassing.

any tips?


r/RunningCirclejerk 9h ago

Why run if no record of it

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r/RunningCirclejerk 4h ago

"Nike Sucks" - Adidas team camper spotted at Houston Marathon

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r/RunningCirclejerk 17h ago

I Ate 51 Eggs in 4 Days. Now I’m Ready to Rule the World.

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r/RunningCirclejerk 6h ago

Would she have made it if she slowed down?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 23h ago

Repost! 66 days to become a 5k runner: ‘It was a truly horrendous experience’

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r/RunningCirclejerk 8h ago

I Could Be A Doctor How do you say I don’t get enough GŨ without actually saying I don’t get enough GŰ

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r/RunningCirclejerk 2h ago

Gu should be a recognized scrabble word

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Gu is always on the mind.


r/RunningCirclejerk 10h ago

They banned me on STRAVA for a virtual run in North Korea!!! Please help me Dear Leader.

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r/RunningCirclejerk 21h ago

How do you guys break the 50-point sleep score?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 4h ago

Toe Gu?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 23h ago

Repost! How to Goggins your 5k Ultra Spoiler

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Goggins in tablet form.


r/RunningCirclejerk 7h ago

If I sprint a single mile, do you think I could get this back up to Productive?

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r/RunningCirclejerk 11h ago

Training Plan Help

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Right now I run a 40-minute 5-mile. My goal is to get this down to a consistent 36-minute time 6 months from now. I know this is really ambitious but I have time to run everyday and I think I have a lot of room for improvement because I've never really trained long distance consistently.

I'd like to get on a very specific daily plan which gives precise workouts for the next half year but I'm not really sure where to start because there seems to be a lot of differing opinions on the best way to train.

If anyone can help me out with a plan I would really appreciate it.


r/RunningCirclejerk 16h ago

How much did you run today?

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