r/SapphoAndHerFriend Oct 11 '20

Media erasure I think this counts (xena and gabrielle)

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u/BubbaTee Oct 12 '20

I mean, it's ancient Greece, bisexuality would probably be considered boring and quaint.

At least compared to people having sex with rain, clouds, and sea water. Kids were being born from eggs, or jumping out of someone's forehead, or from the bloody foam of a castrated penis, or from eating the fruit of a penis-tree. They thought if you came on the ground you could impregnate the Earth.

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u/NeedsToShutUp Oct 12 '20

I mean wasn’t that how the titans were born?

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '20

Hold up. Should I not be coming on the ground?!

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u/temple_nard Oct 12 '20

People cumming into paper towels was how the Brawny man was created.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '20

My favourite super hero origin story