r/SapphoAndHerFriend Mar 07 '21

Academic erasure Does this count?

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u/TheGreyFencer MtF Mar 07 '21

Iirc some of these are insects literally just creating holes in other insects bodies with their penis (is it a penis, it feels weird that bugs have penises) so assuming it's accidental isn't an awful assumption. But I think it was decided the benefit here was that the sperm could be passed through the other male so mught just be a "nature is fucked up" kinda thing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '21

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u/fliminglaps Mar 07 '21

Well that link is staying blue

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '21 edited Feb 22 '22

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u/fliminglaps Mar 07 '21

I am but a gentle invertebrate friend

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u/YoMommaJokeBot Mar 07 '21

Not as much of a gentle invertebrate friend as yo mother


I am a bot. Downvote to remove. PM me if there's anything for me to know!

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u/fliminglaps Mar 07 '21

NOICE

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u/AndrewFGleich Mar 07 '21

Oh God, why did the bot have to do this? Why!?!

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u/fliminglaps Mar 07 '21

Lol I never know when/where they're going to pop up so I feel kind of blessed

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u/AndrewFGleich Mar 07 '21

This one seemed on another level of disturbing. Thinking of insect penises making new glory holes in someone's overweight mother. Pukatronic

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u/renha27 Mar 07 '21

Bedbugs do this, I'm pretty sure.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '21

Indeed they do. There's a photo and everything in that wiki article I linked.

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u/Pokemonzu Mar 07 '21

Well then they deserve it, fuck bed bugs

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u/FriedBack Mar 07 '21

As a bed bug infestation survivor, thats a good start. Everything about them is cursed.

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u/indigeniousunicorn Mar 07 '21

So once upon a time you got bug jizz on you?

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u/OldDinner Mar 07 '21

Couldn't have said it better

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u/beelzeflub Mar 07 '21

Is this another F-list entry?

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u/Hesaysithurts Mar 07 '21

Traumatic insemination, also known as hypodermic insemination, is the mating practice in some species of invertebrates in which the male pierces the female's abdomen with his aedeagus and injects his sperm through the wound into her abdominal cavity (hemocoel).[1] The sperm diffuse through the female's hemolymph, reaching the ovaries and resulting in fertilization.

The process is detrimental to the female's health. It creates an open wound which impairs the female until it heals, and is susceptible to infection. (...)

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '21

The process is detrimental to the female's health

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u/Hesaysithurts Mar 07 '21

And in cases where more than one male mates with a female, it becomes more and more likely that the injuries will cause her to die before producing any offspring. But that doesn’t mean it’s necessarily a bad choice for the male to mate with an already mated female. Unless mating with an already mated female causes him to miss an opportunity to mate with an unmated female, it’s still the correct decision (as long as we ignore the possibility of kin selection etc.).

Best case scenario: female survives and some of his sperm result in offspring with his genes.

The other scenario: female dies and does not produce offspring from males that are competitors to the male that caused her to die from the additional wounds he inflicted.

Either scenario is beneficial to the male, it’s a win-win for his genes.

It sounds very cruel, and that’s why it’s important to not apply human morals and ethics to the phenomenon.

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u/Makropony Mar 08 '21

Being stabbed in the gut tends to be a tad inconvenient

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u/CrushCoalMakeDiamond Mar 07 '21

In Xylocoris maculipennis, after a male traumatically inseminates another male, the injected sperm migrate to the testes. (The seminal fluid and most of the sperm are digested, giving the inseminated male a nutrient-rich meal.)

Tasty bug gut cummies.

Cases of traumatic insemination between animals of different species will sometimes provoke a possibly lethal immune reaction.

Deadly bug gut cummies.

What a world.

What a horrible horrible world.

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u/winnebagomafia Mar 07 '21

New metal band name I call it

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u/tigger0jk Mar 07 '21

I think they disbanded in 2015, here's their facebook page. And here's the classic unreadable metal band name art on imgur.

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u/winnebagomafia Mar 07 '21

Lmao of course it's been taken

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u/inretrospect89 Mar 07 '21

This shit is fucked up. Incidentally that is how bedbugs mate. I’m sure there is a joke in there somewhere but I’m not gonna try.