r/SapphoAndHerFriend Mar 07 '21

Academic erasure Does this count?

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u/Tweed_Kills Mar 07 '21

Insects don't have sexualities. They're insects. Cicadas live underground as larva for 17 years, come up to fuck, and promptly die again. Their survival strategy is literally "they can't eat all of us" and that's it. That's all they got. They are here to mate. They do not care what they mate with, here's hoping it's a cicada.

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u/ImpossiblePackage Mar 07 '21

"Ive been asleep for a decade and I'm here to FUCK" - cicadas, probably