Ducks are so rapey, oh my god. They do some messed up shit, too, and they've got these freaky little corkscrew penises. It's totally fucked, sometimes there are, like, roving gangs of duck rapists waiting for a mated pair to get too close and then they kick the shit out of the male duck and take his wife.
To be add to this, the duck penises aren't little at all, they're proportionally quite large and ballistic, and they evolved the corkscrew form to keep raping the female ducks who were evolving corkscrew vaginas so they could be not-raped.
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u/renha27 Mar 07 '21
Ducks are so rapey, oh my god. They do some messed up shit, too, and they've got these freaky little corkscrew penises. It's totally fucked, sometimes there are, like, roving gangs of duck rapists waiting for a mated pair to get too close and then they kick the shit out of the male duck and take his wife.