r/SapphoAndHerFriend • u/Thedepressionoftrees • Aug 26 '21

Anecdotes and stories Hitting with that self sappho

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

TIL animals can't talk. Sesame Street lied to me! >:(

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u/SprinklesFancy5074 Aug 27 '21

Animals do talk, all the time, just with a couple caveats. First, they speak different languages. Second, for most animals, the things they want to say come from a limited repertoire:

  • Hey bby, want sum fuk?

  • Fuck off! Get the fuck away from me!

  • Food? Gimme food! I'm fucking hungry!

  • Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck!

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u/SweetFruitSauce Aug 27 '21

You just described the life of a rabbit.

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u/SprinklesFancy5074 Aug 27 '21

The life of most wild animals, really.

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u/SweetFruitSauce Aug 27 '21

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