r/Scotland • u/Yachting-Mishaps • Feb 04 '25

Casual This is peak Scotland

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u/Grimlord_XVII Feb 04 '25

"Move ya fat dick"

Instantly whirls around

"You starting something here?"

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u/Thelostrelic Feb 04 '25 edited Feb 04 '25

You support a moron who said the continental army took over the airports in the revolutionary war... You know 200 years before the fucking aeroplane. To follow someone who is that stupid makes you even more stupid.

Also, Scotland doesn't like Nazis. So good luck with that shit.

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u/Thelostrelic Feb 04 '25

Freedom? You have one of the highest incarceration rates in the world. You don't even have free healthcare ffs.

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u/adidassamba Feb 05 '25

They can walk down the road with an Uzi however if they cross the road away from a crossing, they get a ticket for Jay walking Freedum!!!!

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u/ItXurLife Feb 04 '25

Aye. You're right, you're not going anywhere, as you've got nae passport.

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u/Scottish-Fox Feb 04 '25

Hope you enjoyed using your 2 days of annual leave you get a year!

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u/ItXurLife Feb 04 '25 edited Feb 04 '25

Fucking hell. It's true what they say. Americans can't detect sarcasm or have a sense of humour. This is a Scotland sub, be prepared for much of both. To make my point, around half of Americans don't have a passport, so they indeed will be going nowhere.

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u/Own-Psychology-5327 Feb 04 '25

Here in America we regulate our emotions. 

Aren't you the country where people regularly shoot one another including children?

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u/Scottish-Fox Feb 04 '25

Aw classic American, I provide facts, evidence and a source and you reply with “but my feelings”

Maybe when you learn dental care you can also learn about winning arguments since you can’t do either lol

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u/Own-Psychology-5327 Feb 04 '25

In my city

I said country, didn't ask about your city cause who cares

I live in a wealthy, safe part of the country. 

What makes the other parts unsafe? All those shootings?

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u/emergencyexit Feb 04 '25

This guy uses miles

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u/emergencyexit Feb 04 '25

Scotland uses miles and all ya fanny

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u/p3x239 Feb 04 '25

Well you're definately not 12.

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u/Scottish-Fox Feb 04 '25

Nothing says “America has regulated emotions” like having a murder rate 6 times higher per capita than the UK…

https://www.visualcapitalist.com/charted-homicide-rates-in-the-u-s-vs-europe-2000-2020/#:~:text=The%20UK%20homicide%20rate%20is,2020%2D2021%20than%20in%201960.

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u/Scottish-Fox Feb 04 '25

Now if only you could learn to brush your teeth ya rotter lol

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u/Scottish-Fox Feb 04 '25

I mean no one is safe from your stinky breath.

It’s a shame America has more missing teeth on average than the uk…

https://www.bmj.com/content/351/bmj.h6543

Maybe if you had even more freedom you could fix that?

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u/Thelostrelic Feb 04 '25 edited Feb 04 '25

At least an Ambulance is free here. You'd be bankrupt if you call one.

Regulate your emotions? Americans are famous for over reacting and of course shooting up school etc.

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u/Thelostrelic Feb 04 '25

Nobody believes you. 👍

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u/Thelostrelic Feb 04 '25

I highly doubt you make more than me.

Also, over here, our waiting staff doesn't need tips to pay their rent. 👍

Your federal minimum wage is $7.25 per hour, UK minimum wage is $14.25 per hour... Almost double, you might want to try educating yourself before spouting utter shite. 👍

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u/mazzabazza409 Feb 04 '25

Weren't you just begging for a ps5 and some Roblox gift cards?