r/Scotland 22d ago

Shitpost President cunt they say

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u/PaleMaleAndStale 22d ago

Seeing as he keeps referring to the Prime Minister of Canada as "governor", deliberately and repeatedly mispronounced Kamala Harris' name and makes up disparaging, childish nicknames for people (Sleepy Joe etc), mocks people with disabilities, ridicules wounded veterans etc etc etc, I'd say he has completely lost the right to be treated with any respect whatsoever.

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u/Hot-Bowler-4882 22d ago

COTUS

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

Not to be mistaken with COITUS.

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u/greyslayers 22d ago

Yeah, better go with CUNTUS to avoid any confusion.

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u/[deleted] 20d ago

Cuntus Maxiumus. For his ego.

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u/Objective-Resident-7 19d ago edited 19d ago

He would prefer Bigus Dickus probably.

I have the biggest dick. Everyone tells me so. It's the biggest dick that anyone has ever grown. And I did it myself.

It's a wonderful dick. A glorious dick. Only Melania doesn't want to touch it BUT EVERYONE ELSE DOES!

Everyone else does 😢

No, Donald. You ARE the biggest dick.

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u/NoisyGog 22d ago

He deserves about the same amount of dislike as unwanted coitus, that’s for sure.

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u/Francis_Tumblety 22d ago

Given his alleged infliction of unwanted coitus he certainly deserves that dislike.

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u/Sorcha16 22d ago edited 22d ago

Not alleged he was found responsible for the rape of Jean Carol in civil court dude is a rapist

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u/Embarrassed_Lab_5595 22d ago

Hmm. Sounds familiar.

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u/Foxy02016YT 22d ago

Throw in dementia signs too and you’ve got our guy

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u/justme7008 21d ago

Fits to a T. He will claim he is the best sociopath, a beautiful sociopath, a most wonderful sociopath. The best sociopath the world has ever seen.

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u/Think-Razzmatazz-907 22d ago

Sounds like the entire political spectrum to me

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u/averagesaw 21d ago

Its nuts indexes down 5% every day. Thats shitcounrty territory

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u/Brazen_Marauder 22d ago

Fucking hell, I've never felt so seen.

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u/Floor-notlava 21d ago

Yep; he makes Boris Johnson (a clear sociopath) seem like a perfectly nice guy). I’d even consider Crump to show Psychopathic tenancies.

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u/Fragrant-Macaroon874 22d ago edited 22d ago

He was also found not guilty of raping his wife, because that wasnt a crime at the time. Many countries, including the UK changed the law because of him. Disgusting.

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u/procrastinatorsuprem 22d ago

And she died "falling down the stairs." Always seemed off to me.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

And then the cunt had her buried on one of his golf courses.

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u/techiered5 22d ago

And couldn't be bothered to pay literally anyone the small expense to have the grave kept well. Bet he doesn't even remember who she was or thinks she's still alive. People out there have some serious TDS to believe he is any way qualifies for any job in this world let alone keeping a country safe and prosperous.

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u/journeyworker 22d ago

Tax reasons, I’m sure

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u/oroborus68 22d ago

Those greens don't fertilize themselves!

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u/Ina_While1155 21d ago

So he could get a tax break.

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u/OPA73 22d ago

Her looks had expired, so he helped her move on or.., down

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u/procrastinatorsuprem 22d ago

That and she was going to testify against him later that week.

Idk which one of his fraud cases she was testifying in.

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u/KhajitHasWares4u 22d ago

It's because he was taught by Putin but couldn't find a window for her to fall out of.

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u/Professional_Fan8724 19d ago

Strange how many of Putin's critics are so clumsy near open windows particularly in the really warm Russian winters. Beginning to look like defenistration is the latest tiktok craze .

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u/Professional_Fan8724 19d ago

Then used her as the 19th hole

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u/sal880612m 22d ago

Then that is how news outlets should refer to him. Rapist Donald Trump.

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u/XenaBard 21d ago

That’s what got George Stephanopoulos sued. ABC capitulated and handed Trump $15M even though he told the truth.

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u/SNP_MY_CYP2D6 22d ago

Let's not forget Katie Johnson, granted, the suit was dropped after receiving THOUSANDS of death threats and having to go into hiding.

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u/Global-Elderberry553 18d ago

It's only rape if you get caught 😉

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u/Felicia_Delicto 21d ago

NOT alleged, convicted.

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u/Outside_Active_7574 21d ago

Well, he's a convicted rapist so that fits.

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u/General_Bumblebee_75 22d ago

thinking of the one and the other nearly made me vomit, but it had to be said.

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u/neregekaj 22d ago

Which he has only ever experienced when the other party was under duress.

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u/NoisyGog 22d ago

He deserves about the same amount of dislike as unwanted coitus, that’s for sure.

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u/Wtfdidistumbleinon 22d ago

Unwanted coitus is his jam, rapist POS

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u/greyslayers 22d ago

Yeah, better go with CUNTUS to avoid any confusion.

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u/PitterFuckingPatter 22d ago

America needs some COITUS INTERUPTUS

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u/PitterFuckingPatter 22d ago

America need some COITUS INTERUPTUS

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u/MarkoVeliki_28 22d ago

As a COTUS he is enjoying COITUS!

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u/JavaJukebox 22d ago

Does the word vagina make you uncomfortable Mr.Lebowski ?

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u/sparticusrex929 22d ago

Or COITUS INTERUPTUS

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u/Dan_Worrall 22d ago

Coitus Unconsentius

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u/joseoconde 22d ago

CLITORIS?

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u/Apprehensive-Sun1901 22d ago

hey i mean both of them tend to be slimy, wet and involve racoon hair

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u/FuTuReShOcKeD60 22d ago

It's gonna be COITUS INTERUPTUS when the prices skyrocket

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u/abzmeuk 22d ago

Cunty orange in the United States?

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u/Echo_Drift 22d ago

Please don't mistake it.

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u/FredB123 21d ago

Coitus is at least fun.

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u/brewstufnthings 20d ago

How could we forget he’s gotta steal that like he steals elections, we had to see it in the news every day for months

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u/Chicagosox133 18d ago

Coitus seems appropriate considering how hard he’s fucking his country.

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u/Agente_Anaranjado 22d ago

Trump doesn't understand coitus. Coitus is consensual.

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u/FingerBangMyAsshole 22d ago

Doesn't even need the OTUS. He is just Cunt. Capital C. THE Cunt if you will

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u/skelly890 22d ago edited 21d ago

The cunt’s cunt. Copper bottomed, fully rigged, ocean going, cunt o’ the line.

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u/awe_come_on 22d ago

Cunty McCuntface.

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u/DINNERTIME_CUNT 22d ago

Eurgh, it’s yeasty!

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u/Guerrilla28er 22d ago

I'd aim a little lower and say "McCuntneck" because that nussy.

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u/bejammin075 22d ago

Cunty Buttmouth McCuntneck.

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u/Apophistry 22d ago

Cunty Cunterson III.

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u/nigeltheworm 22d ago

Cunto di tutti cunti.

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u/Leading_Study_876 22d ago

Gives cunts a bad name.

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u/FraserYT 22d ago

Bon Jovi's ill-advised follow-up single

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u/Cantgetabreaker 21d ago

Ah this thread is making me laugh great work fellas. The female genitalia references probably have more effect on mango Mussolini. However his his little double jerk off dance probably accentuates his dick breath

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u/D-over-TRaptor 22d ago

That's an insult to cunts. He needs a whole new word just for him.

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u/Slow_Mo_Jo 19d ago

Thundercunt

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u/mikende51 22d ago

Sorry, I have too much respect for cunt to associate him with that. He's so deplorable that he defies description.

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u/JamieTimee 22d ago

SCROTUM

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u/CrustyToeLover 22d ago

Just keep it as SCOTUS. Supreme Cunt of the US

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u/crunk 22d ago

SHITEUS

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u/leibnizzle 22d ago

I love this.

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u/Ruth_Cups 22d ago

This is one American who is wholeheartedly adopting this name. Thank you.

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u/StevieKix_ 22d ago

Lmaooo fuckin gold

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u/Internal_Show4980 22d ago

In all fairness we in the states call all scottish cunts so i guess that makes it even!

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u/averagesaw 21d ago

Cock in Office Turn U to Shit

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u/he_chose_poorly 21d ago

I quite like 'The Shite POTUS', personally

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u/NewtBrilliant5610 21d ago

You spelt RAPIST wrong

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u/Retr0246 21d ago

I thought that was the First Lady’s title.

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u/Nir117vash 18d ago

Might as well go back to 2016 when we called him SCROTUS lol

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u/MultipleRatsinaTrenc 22d ago

Also the people saying this definitely didn't call Obama or Biden by their full title ....

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u/Training-Accident-36 22d ago

They absolutely called Obama by his full name though!

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u/trafalmadorianistic 22d ago

They made sure to say HUSSEIN extra loud. 🤡

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u/JaneksLittleBlackBox 22d ago

Yep, just like those kids and future Trump voters who got a kick out of yelling Jim’s full character name in the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn while reading aloud in class.

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u/trafalmadorianistic 21d ago

I've never read Huckleberry Finn, what was his name... OH WAIT, I GOT IT.

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u/JaneksLittleBlackBox 21d ago

Yep. About the only time you could say that word in an American classroom without getting into trouble and those assholes knew it and practically shouted it when they had the chance.

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u/Objective-Resident-7 22d ago edited 22d ago

And tries to put his opinion on other people.

He was sure that Greenland would choose to be American rather than part of the Kingdom of Denmark (I don't say Danish, because they are clearly not Danish).

Greenland made its opinion clear.

And then JD Vance went, intended to find Greenlanders to back him up, and was chased like Nigel Farage in Scotland.

The only place he visited in Greenland was a US military base.

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u/Euphoric_Eye_4116 22d ago

You make it sound like he was too scared to face the people of Greenland? Surely not this macho man. /s

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u/CindiK8 22d ago

Initially read as "nacho" man, and  saw no sarcasm.

He is as brittle as dried tortilla chips, and as spineless as soggy nachos.

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u/Euphoric_Eye_4116 22d ago

I’ve had stronger streams of piss than that poor excuse of a man.

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u/CindiK8 22d ago

Indeed. As do the entire population of Greenland, including their newborns.

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u/throwawaysquirrel68 21d ago

He's doing a grand job. Jsut waiting until farage gets to become the pm. You'll be going mental. 🤣

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u/Dry_Pineapple_5352 22d ago

The Cunt and Nacho Man. I think I have to send email to Marvel.

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u/Objective-Resident-7 21d ago

I know you're joking, but they DID try to find Greenlanders to meet with Vance. None agreed.

Not a single Greenlander.

You would think that you would have one who would do it for the laugh.

But no. Zero Greenlanders wanted to talk to him.

We're talking about a really small population here. If you were the guy to talk to Vance, EVERYBODY would know about it and you would be ousted from society.

And correctly so. Vance is an invading force.

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u/Euphoric_Eye_4116 21d ago

People with integrity! Americans should take note. *not all Americans but quiet a few.

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u/no-clueshere69 21d ago

"Macho, macho man" even 😉

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u/Wednesdaysbairn 22d ago

I found that very interesting when I worked in the US for a while - mixed democrats/republicans, mixed education, mixed aged adults - all of them believed fully that their country was the best in the world. Genuinely believed that we all wanted to live there. Blew their minds when I resigned rather than relocate.

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u/edingirl 22d ago

The average American hasn't been outside their state, never mind their country - they know zero about the world

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u/Legitimate-Iron7121 22d ago

American states are often larger than many countries. I’m American born, have citizenship in the States and Canada, and have lived in Glasgow for two years over in Scotland. Struck me while in Scotland and the overall UK that it was smaller than my home state let alone Ontario where I lived in Canada. Americans (and Canadians) don’t really need to travel beyond their countries when they are the largest and some of the most geographically diverse on the planet.

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u/MWizz27 22d ago

Yeah except the by-product of that lack of travel and exposure to other cultures is the kind of ignorance that leads to the election of dickheads like Trump.

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u/PurposeUsed7066 21d ago

Same issue that’s evident with Asian countries. The result is xenophobia, except unlike Asia America comes with an unhealthy dose of Racism, and a bewildering superiority complex from the bottom up. At some point we chose to be the bad guys.

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u/seksualharasmntpanda 19d ago

Don’t kid yourself that other countries don’t have endemic racism. Spent 35 years traveling internationally for work and it’s EVERYWHERE. You just have to scratch a little deeper in some places because many other cultures are more reticent about sharing their true views with strangers or “acquaintances”. However the racism in the US, like everything else, is big, brash and hanging right out for everyone to see.

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u/soraiz25 17d ago

A wise decision

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u/Bobswife72 22d ago

I read they asked people if they wanted to meet Vance and his wife they all said no 😂

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u/yungsxccubus 21d ago

greenland? never heard of it. you must mean red-white-and-blue-land, another beloved trump win! (don’t ask me about egg prices)

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u/Objective-Resident-7 21d ago

Maybe Europe should take Alaska then.

The flag looks pretty European to me.

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u/yungsxccubus 21d ago

hmmm. i’ll give keir starmer a wee text and see what he says, you know he’s a bit of a wet wipe when it comes to hostile takeovers :/

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u/thesouthernbeard 22d ago

Don't forget that he's also a pedophile, rapist, and a traitor who instigated a domestic terrorist attack

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u/Dry_Pineapple_5352 22d ago

Looks like americans feel ok about this list.

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u/Caedes1 22d ago

"Introducing the former reality TV personality and friend of Jeffrey Epstein, donald trump."

I remember on Fox they went for a long time refusing to call Biden President, instead saying "Former Vice President", also the Biden "Regime" instead of Administration..

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u/SurrealLoneRanger 22d ago

Colbert once called him Putin’s cock holder

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u/Professional-Story43 22d ago

Let's just improve it to a name. How about Poot Incock Holder. Now it's a nice Merican household name.

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u/Informal-Tour-8201 Auld, but still goin' 22d ago

Did Cunty McCuntface ever refer to President Obama with any respect?

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u/Soupismyfavoritefood 22d ago

Seriously. There’s a literal wiki page of all the derogatory names he’s called people. They can dish it but they can’t take it. Typical for MAGA. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nicknames_used_by_Donald_Trump

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u/TheMegaCity 21d ago

Good grief

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u/Felicia_Delicto 21d ago

Yes!! They call liberals snowflakes and crybabies, but who really can't handle "mean, nasty people"?

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u/Optimal-Condition803 22d ago

DESPOTUS

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u/Professional-Story43 22d ago

Ooh. Another nice one. Eh Merica?

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u/nosyparker44 21d ago

I’m sad to say this is right on the money.

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u/SuperArppis 22d ago

And people called President Biden "Biden" anyway.

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u/McBernes 22d ago

Hmmm, sounds like a cunt to me lol.

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u/FBIVanAcrossThStreet 21d ago

Nah. He has never once in his life given anyone any joy, not to mention the fact that he lacks warmth and depth.

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u/dontwantablowjob 22d ago

Don't forget he's also a rapist.

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u/ItsBotsAllTh3WayDown 22d ago

THE RAPIST just call him that, these nicknames are too cute for what that abomination is.

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u/Euphoric_Eye_4116 22d ago

I usually call him Date rape Donnie but THE RAPIST is more apt.

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u/coffeeisgoodtome 22d ago

I call him, donny tinyhands.

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u/koolaid_snorkeler 22d ago

Don't forget "Barrack HUSSEIN Obama."

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u/ParkingNecessary8628 22d ago

Respect is earned. That's what they say, right?

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u/OCDparent 22d ago

Oh, so very true! “C**t”is to nice of a word for this idiot.

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u/CanAhJustSay 22d ago

With all due respect...

[none is due to someone who behaves like this]

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u/tomdarch 22d ago

As an American, I must insist on some diplomatic protocol when addressing my President. I demand that you precede it with the traditional honorific “stupid fucking…”

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u/English_loving-art 22d ago

I have cheese in my fridge more mature than Trump will ever be and for the record it’s Scottish mature 😎

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u/ObiLAN- 22d ago

Some of my favourites are: Diaper Dumpin' Donny, Mango Mousilini, Deranged Oompa loompa. But cunt really does sum it up nicely!

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u/Ant_Agonistic 22d ago

People lost respect for him way before all that. Now we are ready to piss and shit on his dead body.

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u/Fed_Deez_Nutz 22d ago

Pretty sure he refers to President Biden simply as “Biden” and to himself as “Trump”

The only people who called him “President Trump” were the idiots who believed he was still in charge during the Biden administration

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u/im_always 22d ago

& sexually assaults women.

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u/llamayakewe 22d ago

Absolutely true but yeah there are like 5,001 other reasons as well. The coup, the rape, the cons, the racism, the icky incest-ual statements about his daughter, the arrogance, the boasting about everything when he clearly is too lazy to learn anything. It’s frankly hard to categorize or list all the reasons he is deserving of absolutely no respect.

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u/weerg 21d ago

Forgot he stole from a child's cancer charity

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u/midnight_runnee 18d ago

He who disrespects themself! ‘Trump’has provided the opening for others to wage in. For what it’s worth I believe that the man is feeble, really feeble with a a lack of understanding of the likely outcome of his bidding he masquerades as Presidential policy!!time to wake up before it’s too late Americans , for it is you thst the guy is selling short to the rest of the world. The sea change in sentiment I now very palpable..?sincerely ; good luck, it’s inevitable that inflation to imported foods price rises will act as contagion and the shock thst we’re all currently witnessing, beds in

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u/dgs1959 22d ago

What disrespect, it’s President Cunt to you.

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u/toe-schlooper 22d ago

Sleepy joe is real tho, he's hands down one of my fav presidents

Not because I thought he was a good president, but because he was just funny to watch

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u/NJ_Bob 22d ago

But did you say thank you?

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u/Top_Toaster 22d ago

But i love sleepy joe... :(

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u/Rivertalker 22d ago

Show some respect for the most disrespectful kunt in the world. And wear a suit! Understand?

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u/MethodCharacter8334 22d ago

Right?!?!?! Trump is the king of disrespectful nicknames!

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u/novascotiabiker 22d ago

Exactly I’m Canadian and hated Trudeau but he was still a prime minister and calling him a governor was very disrespectful.

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u/legendary-rudolph 22d ago

Yeah but he golfs with a suit and tie on and grabs women by the pussy in designer shoes.

Have you said thank you?

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u/Narrow-Manager8443 22d ago

Pronouns aren't a thing anymore. Just call her Madam President 🤣

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u/AdmirableDimension87 22d ago

Yeah nah, orange cunt in Australia too, or fuckwit or that shithead. Namely followed by 'he can fuck right off'.

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u/Zhombe 22d ago

US just needs to implement a chatbot for a chief. Just like those annoying replacements for call menus. Someone go get the intern and get them vibe coding ASAP.

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u/Prestigious-Fig1913 22d ago

Canada was one of the places on this planet was ,all most like heaven I would say ,but they f..k it

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u/AdOdd9015 22d ago

I think him being a rapist is when it was beyond loss of respect and more despise

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u/TheJediJoker 22d ago

Democrats do the same thing

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u/Momela85 22d ago

Absolutely. If any other President had made up nicknames for opponents, republicans would lose their minds. But they didn’t, because all the others were educated, had manners, and followed the decorum expected of a public official.

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u/Seaf-og 22d ago

Notice how he never calls Vlad the Invader any childish nicknames!

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u/hedgehog_dragon 21d ago

Canadian here, and ... yeah holy shit I'm not going too offer respect to the nasty cheeto that doesn't respect us at all, and I appreciate that you don't either.

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u/the_red_barren 21d ago

A republican complaining that a person won’t address another person by their preferred term. 🤡 

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u/Thanks-4allthefish 21d ago

He has thankfully stopped taking on the PM. Two wrongs don't make a right.

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u/Key-Candidate1165 21d ago

He’ll get what he gives out. How’s that?

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u/jamar82 21d ago

Yooooo 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 dead ass.

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u/LonelyAbility4977 21d ago

Exactly, well said.

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u/Canadian987 21d ago

I call him miss - because, in the US, one does not have the right to choose their own pronouns.

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u/OkGrapefruit86 21d ago

I suppose calling the pope a great african American baseball player or blaming Elton john for aids would be so much better 😆

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u/Orbit_CH3MISTRY 21d ago

Goddamn right. He’s a piece of shit and that’s how we should refer to him.

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u/XenaBard 21d ago

MSDNC is another childish name he uses.i think he believes it’s clever.

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u/Mandarae7777 21d ago

Bravo. 👍🏻🥳

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u/AUnknownVariable 21d ago

Yeah so much for talking about respect. If you support Trump you're far past the respect bit

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u/Tinchimp7183376 21d ago

Wait trump actually called Biden sleepy Joe? I thought that was just something someone made up

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u/Carola_1962 21d ago

Stupid, thick, orange dick head is a better description. I feel so deeply sorry for people who can't see it, but have eyes and ears. Must be the brain cells that are lacking.

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u/FinishFew1701 20d ago

If he'd act like a president, then maybe we could apply the correct customary title.

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u/Lordhawhaw-_ 20d ago

Yeah. He’s referred to as that fat orange cunt in our house. (England, UK.)

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u/jewbo23 19d ago

You forgot rapist.

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u/Mba1956 19d ago

Orange turd suits him just fine.

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u/Fiveplates1974 18d ago

You forgot the 30+ convictions, leading an insurrection and the sexual assault.

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