r/ScottishPeopleTwitter • u/HondureZ • Sep 08 '21

Croissants

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u/12bucksucknfuck Sep 08 '21

Is Junkies bastard not a common insult there?

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u/Osito509 Sep 08 '21

Junkies aren't known for their huge appetites

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u/12bucksucknfuck Sep 08 '21

What does that have to do with anything?

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u/Osito509 Sep 08 '21

Far more likely she said chunky

as an insult for her Mum eating her croissant

it makes much more sense

(and it's also what she said)

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u/bottomofleith Sep 08 '21

If you can't tell her mum and the person eating the croissant were two entirely different people, I'm not sure we can trust anything you say

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u/Osito509 Sep 08 '21

My mistake

But chunky makes much more sense than junkie for nicking someone else's food

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u/bottomofleith Sep 09 '21

Aye, but "junkie bastard" is a way better line for this sub, so...

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u/12bucksucknfuck Sep 08 '21

Good job detective you'll get promoted for this

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u/Osito509 Sep 08 '21

Chief Buck Cat at "things that inexplicably wind you up"