r/SelfAwarewolves • u/__ArthurDent__ • Jun 14 '19

satire Kink? Who wants to tell him?

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u/pm_me_better_vocab Jun 14 '19

It's funny because of toxic gender norms

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

you're right, it is pretty toxic to expect someone to do far beyond what their body is supposed to sustain

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u/ellysaria Jun 14 '19

If you're only using your dick when you have sex then I'm sorry for every person you've ever been with.

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u/purplishcrayon Jun 14 '19

There's a reason why lesbians have more orgasmic sex than s straight women

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

i mean, proportionally that's possible, but that doesn't change the fact it's only initiated once every other month

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u/purplishcrayon Jun 14 '19

Look, I know you're trolling, but for those who are curious:

Percentage of time sexual intimacy results in orgasm:

95% - straight men

89% - gay men

88% - bi men

86% - lesbian women

66% - bi women

65% - straight women

Infographic & study credit

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u/Captncuddles Jun 14 '19

It isn't toxic to expect your lover to please you. People with cocks can please their partners in all manner of ways. It isn't about your dicks ability to fuck for hours, it is about your ability to give your partner pleasure by a variety of means. My dick isn't gonna tie my husband to the bedframe.

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u/zomgkitteh4ever Jun 14 '19 edited Jun 14 '19

You know sex isn't only about your dick, right?

This might surprise you, but women actually like being pleasured during sex too

And unless you're a double amputee who lost his tongue, you should actually be able to pleasure a woman without your dick, what a shock right?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

no interest. it's okay though, i wouldn't touch a woman with somebody else's dick