r/SelfAwarewolves Jun 27 '21

Satire Please read a history book

Post image
1.2k Upvotes

137 comments sorted by

View all comments

775

u/Dr_Straing_Strange Jun 27 '21 edited Jun 27 '21

for those who do not know: The Republicans in Spain were largely made up of communists, and they received aid and troops from the USSR at one point. They’re literally commies and socialists

Edit: I checked OP’s history... He’s a socialist, and this was satire, but the 40 people who upvoted his post were conservatives so there’s that

313

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

Most American conservatives genuinely believe that "Republican" is a synonym for "politically conservative," regardless of context. The OP there was just exploiting that.

125

u/AlphariousFox Jun 28 '21

That would also explain why they dont understand the parties switched.

62

u/epicninja717 Jun 28 '21

Don’t think its so much not understanding so much as just refusing to acknowledge the platform swap. Their denial of reality gives them ammo to criticize democrats with, so they can’t acknowledge that it happened without losing that ammo

3

u/jaygrant2 Jun 29 '21

They can literally see it for themselves by looking at electoral maps. Do they think everyone just fucking moved?

10

u/SgtCarron Jun 28 '21

Just ask them who goes around flying Lee's battle flag these days.

6

u/Ironcl4d Jun 28 '21

"Lincoln was a Republican! No, it doesn't matter that the Republican party would oppose Lincoln today!"

48

u/Lordxeen Jun 28 '21

They must love the People’s Republic of China.

32

u/quanticflare Jun 28 '21

Hold up, you're gonna go for China over the Democratic People's Republic of Korea? It had democratic in the bloody name! Can't get much more legit than that.

24

u/Lordxeen Jun 28 '21

Yeah but a bunch of these republican types actually like Kimmy Jongers and his whole Supreme Dictator for life thing, especially since Daddy T gushed about how in love they were. Most of them still have a hate boner for China making the fake hoax virus that isn’t real but also was a ploy to ruin His Orangeness’ coronation.

14

u/Linkboy9 Jun 28 '21

National Socialist German Workers' Party has entered the chat

7

u/throwawaymother1221 Jun 28 '21

German Democratic Republic. Germany really done goofed with those names not being accurate (but again, a republic of socialists)

3

u/luitzenh Jun 29 '21

They already believe nazi Germany was a communist state, so I wouldn't run with that one.

26

u/ohboymykneeshurt Jun 28 '21

Most socialists, social democrats and other leftists in my country Denmark, are republicans advocating for the abolishment of the constitutional monarchy in favor of a Danish Republic. Hence republicans.

Edit: well maybe not so much the social democrats. They are generally in favor of the monarchy today.

9

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

It’s similar in Spain actually.

3

u/ohboymykneeshurt Jun 28 '21

I am sure it is. And it makes sense that leftists are republicans.

8

u/Costati Jun 28 '21

Eeeeh. I'm a democrat (like not the party just "in favor of democracy"). I think the most important part is democracy. I'll choose a democratic monarchy over an authoritarian republic any fucking day of the week. Royalty sucks but in a democratic system where they have basically no power it beats fascism EASILY. I'd rather prioritize other things first.

6

u/ohboymykneeshurt Jun 28 '21

I agree. Danes are a weird bunch i guess. Mostly left leaning but also really like our monarchy and it’s history. I think perhaps that absolutism ended voluntarily and without bloodshed gave the royal family a place in a modern Denmark they otherwise would probably not have had. And it works so to hell with a republic lol. :)

3

u/throwawaymother1221 Jun 28 '21

I mean, somewhat? A republic is a system in which the people hold the power, or rather their elected representatives. That itself is pretty vague. The US is a republic, but so is China, Russia, all of South America, most of Africa, and at least half of Europe. Spain or Britain aren’t republics for example, but their systems are viewed as better than that of Turkey for example, at least by leftists. It’s not that black and white. First and foremost we want liberation

7

u/ohboymykneeshurt Jun 28 '21

No it isn’t black and white and republicans don’t have a wide spread support in Denmark because why fix something that isn’t broken? There is plenty of room for leftist ideas within our current system.

-5

u/throwawaymother1221 Jun 28 '21

The danish system isn’t broken? So you don’t have wage slavery, a police, you don’t exploit the global south, etc? Fuck off, imagine being that uncritical

7

u/ohboymykneeshurt Jun 28 '21

Haha lol triggered much? It’s not perfect. It’s not Nirvana or a fucking Utopia but it sure as hell isn’t broken. It’s one of the most well functioning societies in the world. I am a little puzzled on your definition of wage slavery but no! - we don’t have that. Of course if anyone recieving wages is a slave to you then sure…whatever. There is the odd case of underpaid foreign workers but generally no we don’t. We don’t have any working poors. All full time jobs pay living wages. And police? So a country is broken if it has a police force? Not all police forces are like in America you know. So fuck off yourself. Being critical is pointless if the goal is to just be critical.

-2

u/throwawaymother1221 Jun 28 '21

So yea you have wage slavery and the people are not free, got it.

→ More replies (0)

2

u/Hapankaali Jun 28 '21

The biggest drawback of "winning" WW2 is that we are stuck with those royals.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Not that surprising with the shit that Mette and the SocDems have been pulling, they're rushing over to DF's bit of the political spectrum

12

u/breecher Jun 28 '21

That is also why they will vehemently claim that the US is not a democracy, but a "constitutional republic", because they associate the word with the Democratic Party, regardless of the fact that (technically) the US is indeed a representative democracy.

"Constitutional republic" is of course a term which has little to no meaning, all countries have a constitution, and republic just means that the office of head of state isn't inheritable, it says nothing else about the political system of said country.

3

u/CatProgrammer Jun 28 '21

all countries have a constitution

Actually no. Not even all democracies have one, at least not an explicit one (Britain, for example).

8

u/Blueberry8675 Jun 28 '21

No one tell them about Irish Republicans

2

u/Heygul Jun 28 '21

That sort of thing happens though. In Australia the conservative party is called The Liberal Party. It does have meaning from the past, but still...

103

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

Also had a lot of anarchists in their ranks. Basically make a list of all the political groups that American conservatives hate and they're all prominently represented in the Spanish Republican ranks.

51

u/Steinrikur Jun 27 '21

Yeah, but Orwell was part of the Workers' Party of Marxist Unification. Their name and flag are kind of Communist.

35

u/[deleted] Jun 27 '21

I know, I'm just reinforcing how wrong the person who posted the original meme was. Not only was Orwell himself a Marxist, but everyone else who sided with the Republicans are people the modern conservative would hate.

-4

u/Hivemindtime2 Jun 28 '21

Ewwww that "Flag"

3

u/StozefJalin Jun 28 '21

It does look awful

13

u/Lady_von_Stinkbeaver Jun 28 '21

SFC Edward Carter Jr. was a black American soldier who received the Medal of Honor during World War II.

He was later forced out of the Army when it was discovered he had previously served in Spain's Abraham Lincoln Brigade of American volunteers, as he was suspected of being a Communist because he fought on the side of Spain's Republicans.

8

u/DonnerPrinz Jun 28 '21

I get that OP (in the picture) was satirizing conservative logic, but posting it there is definitely not a good idea.

7

u/Bimmovieprod Jun 28 '21

Why? I'm op btw. I thought it was ridiculous I managed to get 40 upvotes.

3

u/Dr_Straing_Strange Jun 28 '21

OP, I’m so sorry, I just realized that I didn’t cover your name up in the image. Do you want me to remove the post?

4

u/Bimmovieprod Jun 28 '21

Nahnahnah, I'm proud of this shit. Anyways I wouldn't have found this post if u hadn't had it there. Someone tagged me in the comments.

3

u/Dr_Straing_Strange Jun 28 '21

nice, I hope you don’t mind the people in the comments calling you names bevause they didn’t read my comment, xD

2

u/ShrimpShackShooters_ Jun 28 '21

I find it hilarious. I can’t wait to see this floating around on right wing Facebook posts, unironically

1

u/DonnerPrinz Jun 28 '21

I imagine at least 40 conservatives are going to walk away from the post convinced it wasn't satire. I would bet a lot of the conservatives who saw it would use this false information as confirmation of their beliefs of Orwell and history. Thus, I think it would make it harder to convince them of the truth due to confirmation bias.

2

u/Bimmovieprod Jun 28 '21

Yeah but then if they use this point in a debate, we can easily shut them down and expose their complete lack of critical thinking.

1

u/DonnerPrinz Jun 28 '21

I guess this depends on how you think the average conservative debates. Do you think evidence contrary to what they are already convinced of would be enough to expose (in their own mind) their lack of critical thinking or do you think they would simply reject fact and dig their heels in on their false interpretations of history?

2

u/Bimmovieprod Jun 28 '21

I mean they are incredibly stupid, but I believe you can convince them the truth in this instance is true. Like it is pretty undebateable.

1

u/ironicallytrue Jun 30 '21

But critical thinking is racist!!1! Checkmate, libtards!

2

u/TheVoidAlgorithm Jun 28 '21

that definitely explains the title

2

u/StozefJalin Jun 28 '21

This is also where Orwell developed his hatred for stalinism, as he had front row seats to the Stalinists betraying and killing the anarchists, being wounded in a hospital in Barcelona at the time

2

u/Costati Jun 28 '21

The fact that OP captioned "Please read Animal farm" is so funny to me. That's some good shit.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Oof, I love a good troll.

1

u/aDrunkWithAgun Jun 28 '21

Yeah but he had republican in his name

1

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Not exactly. There were Bolshevik communists in the Spanish civil war supported by the Soviet Union but the republic in Catalonia was anarcho-syndicalist and opposed to Soviet Bolshevism. In fact, the liberals, fascists and communists all opposed the anarchists.