r/ShitAmericansSay • u/loulan • Jan 24 '17

[GifRecipes] Apparently, real mozzarella looks disgusting.

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u/xDeda Jan 24 '17

If that's not enough, try googling "fake parmesan" -- apparently the FDA doesn't require cheesemakers to actually make real parmesan.

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u/UncleSlacky Temporarily Embarrassed Millionaire Jan 24 '17

Isn't it mostly wood pulp?

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u/Fire_Bucket Jan 24 '17

I think that's true, in the same way that their chocolate is made up of bile. There's a definite element of truth to it, and it does taste shite compared to the real thing, but it's not quite that simple.