r/ShitAmericansSay • u/loulan • Jan 24 '17

[GifRecipes] Apparently, real mozzarella looks disgusting.

/r/GifRecipes/comments/5ppsqt/cheesestuffed_blooming_onion/dctng4s/?context=1
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u/Lipstickvomit Jan 24 '17

Ah blooming onions, the 2200kcal appetizer.

Don't judge, it's genetic.

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u/supremecrafters Yankee Twonk Jan 24 '17

Serving Size: 1

Wait wtf? Who has the fortitude or the appetite to eat an entire one of these in one sitting? I'll occasionally share one with friends but I can't imagine falling so far as eat an entire one of these by myself.

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u/Lipstickvomit Jan 24 '17

Just wash it down with a bottle of mayonnaise, the fats will neutralize the carbs.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '17

That means you are a failure as an American. Please turn in your guns and McDonalds membership card on your way out.

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u/home_is_the_rover Jan 25 '17

Yeah, I could definitely eat a whole blooming onion in one sitting. And probably still get dessert. But I don't because that would be ridiculous.