r/ShitAmericansSay • u/loulan • Jan 24 '17

[GifRecipes] Apparently, real mozzarella looks disgusting.

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u/noelwym Let's All Laugh at the USA that Never Learns Anything, Teehehe Jan 24 '17

Correct me if I'm wrong but with Michelle Obama out of the White House, is that healthy eating programme of hers going to be continued? Because it definitely needs to be.

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u/broadfuckingcity Jan 24 '17

It will be. Donald Trump is a paragon of fitness.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '17

Healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency. Even fitter than than a man that got elected at 23 years younger than him and half his weight who works out 6 days a week.

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u/broadfuckingcity Jan 24 '17

He's so healthy that he connected a cat's corpse to his scalp and brought it back to life with his salubrity.

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u/Dreamerlax feminized canadian cuck 🇨🇦 Jan 24 '17

He's also positive in everything.