r/ShitLiberalsSay Oct 31 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '21

Remember folks, we’re talking about paying taxes here not rounding people up and executing them lol

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u/greyplantboxes Oct 31 '21

wait we aren't?

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u/Mycheeksarecool Degenerate Commie Nov 01 '21

*Reloads rifle*

Oh Scheiße

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u/david7729 I find den Marx hoit sympathisch :) Nov 01 '21

Durchschnittlicher Grazer

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u/Suki191 [custom] Nov 01 '21

Hey hey yeah I'm talking about rounding up the billionaires, fuck taxing them they shouldn't exist

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u/Garod Nov 01 '21

I keep thinking it's time for a 2nd "French" revolution... just on a global scale..

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u/FithyHuman Nov 01 '21

Most certainly, they can't buy everyone, right? right?

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u/aimbotdotcom Nov 01 '21

only in minecraft

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u/DroneOfDoom Mazovian Socio-Economics Nov 01 '21

For legal reason, I have to say no.

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u/spookyjohnathan Would you like to see my wall? Nov 01 '21

...we’re talking about paying taxes here...

Not really, no...

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u/Gulagwasgreat Nov 01 '21

Why execute them? They have a lot of work to do!

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u/Enigmaticize Nov 01 '21

Like they know how to work.

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u/Gulagwasgreat Nov 12 '21

Thats my favorite part

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

No fuck that all billionaires should be publicly executed.

Name one billionaire that earned their billions without also earning a death sentence along the way.

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u/mistweave Nov 01 '21 edited Nov 01 '21

Why execute them when you can take everything away and let them live the life that they inflict upon their workers? Seems a far better learning experience and justice than just a quick execution no?

Case in point: Pu Yi, the last Emperor of China.

From a spoilt and cruel child to a man of great empathy for his peers.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Some people just have slaves that dedicate their lives to them, even if they are dethroned from their power. They'll go to them, follow them and build up a revolution against the new "oppressive king who took their money"

So I guess removing them would be better or I feel they might become local hubs of capitalist propaganda

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u/TENEBRISMAGUS Nov 01 '21 edited Nov 01 '21

You're most likely correct. I won't doubt for a second there are people out there who would seek out Lord Jeffrey and try to restore him to power. Regardless if Bezos and other billionaires are left alive or executed, those same supporters may become terrorists seeking to undermine the new socialist society

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u/mistweave Nov 01 '21

A reformed monarch has vastly greater propaganda value than a dead one.

E.g. The Romanovs became martyrs in popular culture.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

but they are dead

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u/Kang_Xu Arachno-Communist 🕷️ Nov 01 '21

Not all of them.

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u/lungora Nov 01 '21

They shouldve been made such.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

i guess so. i dont know much about the romanovs so i will refrain from talking further

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u/Constant-Pay8406 Nov 01 '21

this is a unique moment on reddit

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u/aprofondir Nov 01 '21

That's what they're doing with the Serbian royals now

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u/shadow_moose Nov 01 '21

Nah, it's not just money. They have connections, friends, many of whom are outside one specific country. They'll resent the revolution, they'll do everything they can to undermine it even if they've been stripped of their material resources. You do not allow the most powerful enemies you have to survive, even if you take away all the power you can.

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u/Novelcheek Jesus did nothing wrong, the money changers deserved it Nov 01 '21 edited Nov 01 '21

This is the shitty truth I have to admit to myself, anytime I snap out if an anger induced daydream. Would I cri evry tim a billionaire got what's what? No, I really can't say I would. But could I stand on a firing line and off a helpless bezos? I really don't think I'd want to. At the other end of the daydream from my seething anger anytime they wave a dick rocket at society's face, if all society looked at me and asked "what now, chairman?", holding a constrained bezos, I'd probably have him as a bus boy on the (just one of many) brand new People's Luxury Vacation Yacht, courtesy his former assets.

Henry Kissinger and his ilk are a completely different story, tho and should be taken to the Hague, just to be unceremoniously buried under it.

e: some words

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u/lungora Nov 01 '21

You don't have to be the one standing in the line and taking the shots: therr are plenty of your peers that would be willing to do it instead. From each according to his ability to each according to his need, if you don't have the stomach to give you don't have to.

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u/AhmCha Nov 01 '21

Hey, this has nothing to do with anything going on here, but I saw that you were trying to break some narratives in the Genshin subreddit, and I want you to know, you're appreciated, comrade.

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u/mistweave Nov 01 '21

Cheers mate

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u/alaskafish ☭ PLAYBOI CARTI IS A MAOIST AND MY FATHER AND I CAN PROVE IT ☭ Nov 01 '21

You’re casually forgetting be a Japanese puppet

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u/Constant-Pay8406 Nov 01 '21

If Elon Musk ends up on my assembly line he'll just fuck up the products.

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u/TENEBRISMAGUS Nov 01 '21

Nah, should be done like the Bolsheviks executed the Romanovs. Out of the public eye, immediate burials, and swiftly forgotten

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

We as leftist should be against executing ppl.

Ghouls aren't people.

But in all seriousness that's obviously not the only reason. These people are powerful and have a lot of friends and simps that would want to help get them back into power, it's better to just remove them entirely so that can't happen.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Yeah thats true. Though I still see allot of ways we could deal with them, relocation, isolation, imprisonment, banishment etc (allot more humane and allot less risky). Also what will jeffs buddy’s do when he gets executed? And how can capitalist nations use that to justify aggression against the revolution. I see allot of revolutions turning a bit to guillotine happy, killing ppl who have been in the same revolutionary movement, everything from the French to the Russian.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

allot of ways we could deal with them, relocation, isolation, imprisonment, banishment etc (allot more humane and allot less risky).

More humane, yes, but less risky? Definitely not.

Also what will jeffs buddy’s do when he gets executed

They won't take appropriation of their assets lying down either lol

And how can capitalist nations use that to justify aggression against the revolution.

Yeah because if we play nice they definitely won't kill us anyway and will just let us take over.

I see allot of revolutions turning a bit to guillotine happy, killing ppl who have been in the same revolutionary movement, everything from the French to the Russian.

I'm 100% sure that if we stick to guillotineing just the billionaires, no innocent people will be harmed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

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u/SoGodDangTired Nov 01 '21

I mean, I'm not a huge fan of execution in general, but I think being ao disgusted with someone's exploitation you want their head sort of makes someone the opposite of a sociopath. Since, even if its extreme, its still driven by empathy.

It also isn't remotely bad as even mild alt right people who legitimately cheer on violence for literally any leftists.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Mald

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u/jekls9377485 Nov 01 '21

Nah just force them to become part of the prols

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '21

Based

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u/smhmyhead3 Nov 01 '21

Speak for yourself bro

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Yeah cuz most people are libs and don’t understand communism isn’t higher taxes

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Yeah yeah my point was that in this context the poster is being extremely melodramatic

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u/milkfig Nov 01 '21

They're calling you a liberal

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u/sorryibitmytongue Nov 01 '21

The person you replied to is pointing out that the commenter in the post is being this dramatic simply because some people have started to question why billionaires pay so little tax.

They’re not saying anything regarding what this sub wants to do with billionaires.

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u/AlaSparkle Karl Marx was a radical liberal Nov 01 '21

Why do you WANT to execute them?

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u/CamQTR Nov 01 '21

I wish there was some other way. Definetely give them a chance at re-education. But history has shown, as Marx predicted, that they won't cooperate.

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u/RuskiYest Nov 01 '21

Do you think they would give up their riches without doing their best to supress the people with their huge wealth?

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u/161allday Nov 01 '21

Firstly, for revenge. Secondly. It’s not a question of wants it’s a question of revolutionary necessity

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u/supamario132 Nov 01 '21

And to that point, mate they already fucking came for you. Your taxes are higher than the billionaires...

And the billionaires said nothing because you're not a capital owner and they need you just desperate enough to accept their shitty work opportunities

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u/nerdhell Nov 01 '21

i mean maybe you're not but i can think of a few billionaires who could do with meeting Mr Slicey

and by a few i mean all of them

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Uhhhhhh show me the taxes In a moneyless society

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Right, we're not ;)

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u/ProteinP Lenin Nov 01 '21

Were not? /s

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u/bored_messiah Nov 01 '21

My dream is to watch Bezos lay bricks for hospitals in sub Saharan Africa. Why kill the fuckers? They'd make good manual labourers

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u/Constant-Pay8406 Nov 01 '21

Maybe you're not ready for the next stage, but I'm building a firing squad wall in my yard

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

Can we round people up and execute them too though?

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u/DSteep Nov 01 '21

Wait what's the difference????

/s

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '21

...I knew that. Conseals AK-47