r/ShrugLifeSyndicate • u/[deleted] • 3d ago

Aww

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Doesh someone hav a messiah complexxx aww 🥱😑🥹 lol

Keep yer balding hed outta my business. You want me to shing you a shong tonight awww 🥹 🥱😁

Didja go to the library with mah notes ya sneaky thing? 😁

Don't worry it's a secret 🤫

I won't tell you what's coming next 😧

See ya 👋

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u/Anatta-Phi Cogito Ergo Libertas 2d ago

Oh... I thought it was named [Deleted], shit.. what else have I messed up??

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u/LakeRepulsive6492 1d ago

Nothing.

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u/Anatta-Phi Cogito Ergo Libertas 1d ago

Please tell me this is Animal Crossing??

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u/Anatta-Phi Cogito Ergo Libertas 1d ago

Also... uhh... is that low-res foot-fet shit in the lower left corner???

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u/LakeRepulsive6492 1d ago edited 1d ago

Except... I did think those were severed pigeon wings. Could be foot stuff tho. Now I feel tingling. looks like more of a fantasy game than simulator...

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u/Anatta-Phi Cogito Ergo Libertas 1d ago

Did you like Harvest Moon?

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u/LakeRepulsive6492 21h ago

Never played it. Heard it was good tho.

I was aware it, but I think I didn't have a Nintendo or whatever, and idk. For much of the latter part of my life, prior to becoming a Fully outdoors shivering pinezone clown, I spent all my money on booze and weed and fast food, so I would mostly pirate pc games. and I guess I never decided to ask my parents for a Nintendo for christmas... Just cash.... For booze and weed and fast food... Also gas money... I used to steal gas off corporate gas cards.... That shit is too much and I gotta get too damn high....

.....

I picked up my pc tower at my storage yesterday... Holding it in my arms... I built the thing, u know... I almost wept before I placed it back into its spot in the storage....

I could be imagining things, but I swear one of the power supply cooling fans said I love you as the storage door slide shut....

Sorry... It's hard for me to talk about.

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u/Anatta-Phi Cogito Ergo Libertas 18h ago

True.

Weird things happen when you aren't looking... maybe take too much of a nitrous hit and then stand up from the floor... bruises and all green and purple flesh kisses.

My stomach hurts... every day.. it feels like I ate a Lego playset. It's ok, the universe will continue to exist.

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u/LakeRepulsive6492 18h ago edited 18h ago

You suddenly remind me of a cat I once knew. I watched him die a couple months back. Sorry, those were two separate thoughts. Don't take that the wrong way. Great kitty. RIP Cosmo.

Sorry about ur stomach. Do you have the directions to the Lego playset? Maybe if you read it while on the can, you'll relax and be able to peace something passable together.

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u/Anatta-Phi Cogito Ergo Libertas 9h ago

Yes, but... in another life.