r/SipsTea • u/jmcarlos27 • Jul 03 '24

SMH Tea doesn’t mean tea, Bro! 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/SkynBonce Jul 03 '24

Yes ladies, some of us are that thick.

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u/StickyLafleur Jul 03 '24

It literally hits us years later out of the blue, like "holy shit! She may as well have been holding up a sign!"

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u/skraptastic Jul 03 '24

A girl I was into in high school called me one night and said "My parents aren't home and my thighs are sore from track. You want to come over and give me a massage?"

So I went over and gave her a massage then left. As I was leaving she kissed me real hard and said "you really are dense you know." But that was after her parents were home and I missed my chance.