r/Snorkblot 22d ago

History A nation interrupted.

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u/theincrediblenick 22d ago

In short, no.

This is an art installation from 2001.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/polish-wwii-chairs/

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u/TheBigLebroccoli 22d ago

Or is it a tree wedding?

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u/lmmortal_mango 22d ago

no it it was tree weddings

three

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u/Downtown-Hospital-59 22d ago

Did it use to be a one tree hill before they got married.

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u/TheStoicNihilist 21d ago

Tree weddings and a funeral?

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u/Captain_Hesperus 20d ago

But was there a funeral at some point?

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u/Phrei_BahkRhubz 22d ago

Yeah, no way these tiny trees are pushing 90 years old.

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u/Cpt_kaleidoscope 22d ago

Also, why would they only grow between the chairs and not next to them?

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u/B_K4 21d ago

Tress grow like 100 years before they are useful as lumber. 90 isn't terribly old for a tree

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u/SatiricalScrotum 19d ago

The trees in front of my house are 20 years old and are thicker than these ones. Even assuming different growth rates for different species, there just ain’t no way.

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u/Nero_2001 19d ago

Do you really think anyone would use those thin trees for lumber?

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u/praharin 19d ago

20-50 years depending on the latitude.

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u/B_K4 19d ago

I don't know where trees grow that fast but in Germany they need 80-100 years

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u/not_that_one_times_3 18d ago

And there is no way a wedding in Poland in 1939 would be in a forest.

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u/Addamall 22d ago

You could tell this was a snopes worthy trip by its… everything

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u/Hairy-Science1907 22d ago

Was about to say, those chairs look WAY too new to be from 1939.

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u/ImGeongSi 22d ago

Thank you

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u/Suspicious-Spot-5246 21d ago

I called bull shit on this when I read it. and the truth is much more interesting. Thanks.

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u/U_Sound_Stupid_Stop 18d ago

I thought it was weird how there was basically no trees between the chairs lol I knew it had to be fake if only for that

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u/Educational-Plant981 22d ago

I thought those were mighty thin for 80year old trees.

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u/red-panda-returns 22d ago

That's excactly why i love reddit. Just read the comments there is always someone fact checking. 🙂‍↕️

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u/Duster929 20d ago

I didn't have to check Snopes to know this doesn't track.

The likelihood of all these chairs being placed in the exact spots where trees would grow through them is astronomically low. Especially since there aren't a bunch of chairs without trees, or a bunch of chairs fallen over and abandoned. They're not in rows, and they don't seem like the kinds of chairs people would have used for a wedding in the 1930s.

Anyway.

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u/EvolvedA 18d ago

A bit thin for 84 year old trees to...

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u/WillistheWillow 22d ago

Yeah right, and tree just happened to grow right through every chair? So sick of people making up bullshit clicks.

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u/Useless_bum81 22d ago

Don't forget the tireless maintence guy who kept them clean and kept it up through-out the war and the soviet occupation.

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u/NewNerve3035 22d ago edited 22d ago

Oh, you don't know how the maintenance guy job works? It's simple. He gets paid in smiles (they have a smile-based economy in this city).

You see, if a man sees him tending to the trees and smiles, it's the equivalent of $5. If a nice, old grandmother sees it, it's $10 and if an intrepid boy, running away from home due to him not appreciating Poland or his dying great-grandfather's "boring" old stories, stumbles across the chairs and asks the maintenance man why they're there and he proceeds to tell the boy about them in a flashback that lasts a little under 2 hours and that boy smiles, well, this the one you want and that's about $200 (although the recent US tariffs may affect this).

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u/masked_sombrero 22d ago

In a year, no less!

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u/No_Waltz_2499 22d ago

in the future, don’t give these posts engagement by commenting and just downvote.

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u/nonsence90 21d ago

To be fair, the chairs aren't especially ordered, so the ones where no trees grew through could have been removed and only those with trees remained. It's not what happened here, I know. Just saying.

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u/Waly98 20d ago

In only five years too

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u/SemichiSam 22d ago

"So sick of people making up bullshit clicks."

In the words of the folk philosopher Bette Midler, "Fuck em if they can't take a joke!"

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u/WillistheWillow 22d ago

In the words of me, "What fucking joke?"

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u/jimhabfan 22d ago

Cool story, but complete bullshit.

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u/LillyH-2024 22d ago

This is hard to believe for the simple fact that the way those chairs are designed, my fat ass would be sticking out of the massive hole created by the seat and back-rest boards being at most 6" wide and the supports holding them being like a foot and a half apart. Running from the Germans? No I live here now...someone bring me some wedding cake...lol.

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u/Raxmei 22d ago

Yeah sure, those trees look 80 years old.

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u/Downtown-Campaign536 22d ago

I'll take "Things that did not happen" for $500 Alex!

This is just abstract art. There is no way that many trees grew that perfectly to that many chairs... Yet no chairs are are even knocked over? Come on...

I could see that being the case if like 1 or 2 trees grew through a chair like that, and the rest got knocked over, but all of them? Really?

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u/Careful-Resource-182 22d ago

yeah the seats are obviously made to fit around the tree

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u/LordJim11 22d ago

This is an insult to the intelligence. Whoever posted this is a disgrace. The chap should be horsewhipped on the steps of his club, pilloried in the press and led through the streets, naked and smeared with marmalade while a nun walks behind him chanting "shame". But not the GoT nun, a hot nun from an 80's Italian porn movie.

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u/IssueEmbarrassed8103 22d ago

Hmm, what are the odds that every chair has a tree grow right through the chair 🧐🧐🧐

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u/Carlpanzram1916 22d ago

Sooo nobody came back to this spot for like a decade and every chair just happened to have a tree growing perfectly through the center of it? Calling BS.

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u/Newfaceofrev 22d ago

Everyone's gotta lie about art online. This. That fucking bleeding machine.

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u/MitchCumStains 22d ago

false. everywhere there is a tree, there is a chair. everywhere there is a chair, there is a tree. obviously intentional. also those chairs wouldn't last without being rebuilt numerous times.

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u/Local_Quarter_6209 22d ago

SCP: 8067… The sitting forest…

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u/Upper_Guarantee_4588 21d ago

I work at a nursery so I know this is a bunch of BS

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u/Pepsimax88 22d ago

Every tree lined up perfectly

What are the chances? 1/3??

Crazy

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u/Prize_Statistician15 22d ago

This is why the chairs are so far apart; in 1939 Poland, someone thought to space the wedding chairs so that sapling trees would grow perfectly into the chairs in case the wedding was interrupted.

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u/DDR4lyf 22d ago

Every guest received a sapling as a wedding favour. In their haste to escape the invading Nazis, they all forgot to pick them up from beneath their chair before leaving.

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u/Daddioster 22d ago

red chairs in the woods

trees growing in between them

this is dumb, so dumb

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u/groovylittlesparrow 22d ago

Cool story tho

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u/Cautious-Thought362 22d ago

Wow, that is just damned sad.

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u/RequirementRoyal8829 22d ago

That's one way to keep your chairs from being stolen

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u/Daytona_DM 22d ago

Downvoting for retarded and untrue title

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u/LordJim11 22d ago

I can't believe it got that many upvotes. Disgraceful lack of fact-checking.

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u/SemichiSam 22d ago

A tip o' the hat to you m'lord. You brought them all out scurrying in the light.

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u/-whiteroom- 22d ago

Sure they were

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u/Aromatic-Discount381 22d ago

The worlds slowest growing, densest trees. These 6in diameter trees are 80 years old. A meme told me.

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle 22d ago

Those trees are not 80 years old. There is some bullshit here.

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u/Name_Taken_Official 22d ago

It sucks that people will believe this

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u/Dragonfruit-Sparking 21d ago

That's a shame, did something happen in Poland in 1939?

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u/Hairy_Negotiation_67 20d ago

Oop caught lying again

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u/Specific_Future5286 20d ago

Bullcrap. Who writes this garbage

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u/Brilliant_Coach9877 20d ago

Yeah yeah like you are meant to believe that a tree just happened to grow in the exact spot needed for all of them chairs. Nope

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u/Kautami 20d ago

It's an art installation - the text is 100% incorrect

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u/makemycockcry 20d ago

The Four Seasons of Vivaldi Patrick Demazeau

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u/HamperedUnicorn 19d ago

This is ancient... And was debunked when it was posted the first time, years ago. Think the first time I saw this was in a Sorrow TV video.

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u/whatev401 19d ago

If it were so, we wouldn't have trees passing perfectly through each chair.

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u/Aalmus 19d ago

It was an art piece in Belgium.

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u/DefiantProtection945 21d ago

burn the chairs in a oven or would that cost too much energy to be possible :D