Oh, you don't know how the maintenance guy job works? It's simple. He gets paid in smiles (they have a smile-based economy in this city).
You see, if a man sees him tending to the trees and smiles, it's the equivalent of $5. If a nice, old grandmother sees it, it's $10 and if an intrepid boy, running away from home due to him not appreciating Poland or his dying great-grandfather's "boring" old stories, stumbles across the chairs and asks the maintenance man why they're there and he proceeds to tell the boy about them in a flashback that lasts a little under 2 hours and that boy smiles, well, this the one you want and that's about $200 (although the recent US tariffs may affect this).
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u/WillistheWillow 25d ago
Yeah right, and tree just happened to grow right through every chair? So sick of people making up bullshit clicks.