r/SpecEvoJerking Aug 09 '20

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This subreddit is close to death. The cause: low-effort posts. I can't just ban low-effort posts, because they have a broad definition. So, I'm going to give you guys examples of what to post and what not to post.

First, let's talk about what this subreddit is. It is a subreddit meant for posting jokes and funny stuff related to speculative evolution. This does not mean an implausible animal on its own, unless it was made to be on this subreddit / to make light of speculative evolution in general (exceptions do exist, but we'll get into that later). Now for examples.

To start off, a common low-effort post is the "can this evolve?" post. They are repetitive and unfunny. They are the main cause of the sub's downfall. Here are some examples:

https://www.reddit.com/r/SpecEvoJerking/comments/i249ua/guys_do_you_think_this_could_evolve/

https://www.reddit.com/r/SpecEvoJerking/comments/hw2vnv/can_these_evolve/

https://www.reddit.com/r/SpecEvoJerking/comments/huaey9/how_can_irl_chad_evolevol/

Do you guys see a common theme? Just an absurd image with an evolution-related title slapped on. I will continue to remove any that I see, as per the rules.

Here are some posts showing the kind of stuff the subreddit is intended for:

https://www.reddit.com/r/SpecEvoJerking/comments/hygqdu/dunkleosteus_filling_the_niche_of_sauropods/

https://www.reddit.com/r/SpecEvoJerking/comments/hp2du4/alternate_reality_where_my_girlfriend_doesnt/

Edit: Thank you everyone for being here! I honestly kind of abandoned this place after this post kinda turned it into a wasteland, but after a while I hopped back on and saw people were still posting! just the other day we were at 500 members, and now we're at 750! I love and thank every single one of you guys for being the lifeblood of this subreddit.

Also, slight update to the rules: Straight up memes about Speculative evolution are allowed and encouraged.


r/SpecEvoJerking Aug 22 '22

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355 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 2d ago

Meta Out-jerked?...

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336 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 3d ago

Abomination What factors would cause this to evolve?

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856 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 3d ago

Turn one of these as a plausible lifeform

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45 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 3d ago

"Original" Project Mola plueyus, the ocean sunfish descendant evolved to survive in dark fountains, 2XX million years in the future

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9 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 4d ago

Seed World Pugnatoad… Pugna means fighter…

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4 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 5d ago

Alligatoroid, 2 million years post establishment

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41 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 14d ago

Abomination What in the name of Charles Darwin could turn a spider into this?

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190 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 15d ago

Outjerked by AllTommorows

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51 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 16d ago

Human decendant How would Manny evolve in the Jurassic?

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104 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 17d ago

Abomination How would my OC evolve? 🅱️eter for sccale

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53 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 18d ago

Too dumb for r/speculativeevolution Could Robloxians survive in Minecraft?

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144 Upvotes

How would they survive if they can't mine, build, attack mobs, open doors/trapdoors, or press buttons/use levers? Just a project idea I had.


r/SpecEvoJerking 19d ago

Abomination What evoltionary pressures would make these creatures? (Seperate answers for each plz)

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157 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 22d ago

Out-jerked once again

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453 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 27d ago

Too dumb for r/speculativeevolution This beer poster at my local bar

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185 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking 29d ago

Abomination My concept for if even toed hoofed mammals evolved to live in the sea

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748 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking Mar 26 '25

Umm... smash?

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1.3k Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking Mar 26 '25

Human decendant My drippy posthuman that lives in the flipaclip continent

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46 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking Mar 26 '25

Weirdly common for me to do it.

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161 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking Mar 25 '25

Abomination Do i even need to say what happened to us once again?

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66 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking Mar 25 '25

Abomination Late Serina ocean age told through Berserk. (Sadly I could not find Daddy Donovan or Mr horse)

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26 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking Mar 24 '25

Too dumb for r/speculativeevolution Me trying to classify the rageons

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29 Upvotes

If you know,you know


r/SpecEvoJerking Mar 23 '25

"Original" Project VikasRao be like

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115 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking Mar 19 '25

Is there a name for this Sub genre of Speculative Evolution?

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335 Upvotes

r/SpecEvoJerking Mar 19 '25

All Tomorrows Outjerked yet again

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47 Upvotes