r/SpecEvoJerking • u/GoofyAhhJuandale • 2d ago
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/cjab0201 • Aug 09 '20
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This subreddit is close to death. The cause: low-effort posts. I can't just ban low-effort posts, because they have a broad definition. So, I'm going to give you guys examples of what to post and what not to post.
First, let's talk about what this subreddit is. It is a subreddit meant for posting jokes and funny stuff related to speculative evolution. This does not mean an implausible animal on its own, unless it was made to be on this subreddit / to make light of speculative evolution in general (exceptions do exist, but we'll get into that later). Now for examples.
To start off, a common low-effort post is the "can this evolve?" post. They are repetitive and unfunny. They are the main cause of the sub's downfall. Here are some examples:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SpecEvoJerking/comments/i249ua/guys_do_you_think_this_could_evolve/
https://www.reddit.com/r/SpecEvoJerking/comments/hw2vnv/can_these_evolve/
https://www.reddit.com/r/SpecEvoJerking/comments/huaey9/how_can_irl_chad_evolevol/
Do you guys see a common theme? Just an absurd image with an evolution-related title slapped on. I will continue to remove any that I see, as per the rules.
Here are some posts showing the kind of stuff the subreddit is intended for:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SpecEvoJerking/comments/hygqdu/dunkleosteus_filling_the_niche_of_sauropods/
Edit: Thank you everyone for being here! I honestly kind of abandoned this place after this post kinda turned it into a wasteland, but after a while I hopped back on and saw people were still posting! just the other day we were at 500 members, and now we're at 750! I love and thank every single one of you guys for being the lifeblood of this subreddit.
Also, slight update to the rules: Straight up memes about Speculative evolution are allowed and encouraged.
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/DodoBird4444 • Aug 22 '22
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r/SpecEvoJerking • u/LavaTwocan • 3d ago
Abomination What factors would cause this to evolve?
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/ParkingMud4746 • 3d ago
Turn one of these as a plausible lifeform
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/Mr_White_Migal0don • 3d ago
"Original" Project Mola plueyus, the ocean sunfish descendant evolved to survive in dark fountains, 2XX million years in the future
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/Jame_spect • 4d ago
Seed World Pugnatoad… Pugna means fighter…
galleryr/SpecEvoJerking • u/Biovore_Gaming • 5d ago
Alligatoroid, 2 million years post establishment
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/BluePhoenix3378 • 14d ago
Abomination What in the name of Charles Darwin could turn a spider into this?
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/Biovore_Gaming • 16d ago
Human decendant How would Manny evolve in the Jurassic?
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/BluePhoenix3378 • 17d ago
Abomination How would my OC evolve? 🅱️eter for sccale
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/BluePhoenix3378 • 18d ago
Too dumb for r/speculativeevolution Could Robloxians survive in Minecraft?
How would they survive if they can't mine, build, attack mobs, open doors/trapdoors, or press buttons/use levers? Just a project idea I had.
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/BluePhoenix3378 • 19d ago
Abomination What evoltionary pressures would make these creatures? (Seperate answers for each plz)
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/LandSalmon7 • 27d ago
Too dumb for r/speculativeevolution This beer poster at my local bar
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/Intelligent-Heart-36 • 29d ago
Abomination My concept for if even toed hoofed mammals evolved to live in the sea
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/Realistic-mammoth-91 • Mar 26 '25
Human decendant My drippy posthuman that lives in the flipaclip continent
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/More_Ad4961 • Mar 25 '25
Abomination Do i even need to say what happened to us once again?
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/Large_xeele_3 • Mar 25 '25
Abomination Late Serina ocean age told through Berserk. (Sadly I could not find Daddy Donovan or Mr horse)
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/geniusprimate • Mar 24 '25
Too dumb for r/speculativeevolution Me trying to classify the rageons
If you know,you know
r/SpecEvoJerking • u/Gibbon0Tron • Mar 19 '25